Why Australia is better than Texas, and Wales

[Sava]

well hopefully you can forgive my blatant generalizations about the welsh people considering one of the few examples of them I am aware of is an absolute piece of human filth

[Sava]

My panties are almost always in a twist... and rarely, if ever, for the reasons that my blather may indicate.

I can't even bring myself to be insulted or offended by the things you say. They aren't clever or effective. They provoke no angry response in me... a person who is ripe with anger issues.

I get pissed off at so many things. Just right now, I see a pen on my desk. It's pissing me off because the ink has settled inside of the tube. I know the next time I use it, I will have to scribble around for a while in order to get ink towards the ball. That pisses me off more than you.

You are so horrible even at insulting people that I would think you were actually trying to be so incompetent. Some people have natural talent. I suppose it's reasonable to assume a complete lack of talent in such a style of communication must also be an inherent quality.

You've been posting here for so long. I doubt there is any way you can improve either. You are likely old enough that your brain lacks sufficient neuro-plasticity to allow for such growth.

[Colonâ„¢]

Everything is bigger here.

For example:
King Ranch (biggest ranch in Texas) 1,289 sq km
Anna Creek (biggest cattle station in the world) 24,000 sq km

Victoria River Downs (Northern Territory of Australia) was the largest cattle station in the world with an area of 41,000 sq km until it was broken up. (That is bigger than Wales).

Australia

You are comparing a ranch to a cattle station. That's like comparing apples and oranges. I actually have no idea what a cattle station is, but it's a wholly different set of letters than "ranch" so it must a completely different thing.

[Sava]

Must suck to be you...

Despite the occasional bouts of biologically triggered emotional responses, there isn't much I can complain about. I'm financially secure. My social needs don't require much in the way of effort in order to gain fulfillment. I'm physical strong and athletic... perhaps a bit overweight, but I still have definition in my abs. I'm highly intelligent. There aren't many subjects, if any, that challenge me. Spiritually, I'm quite content with my religious and cultural experience. My individual beliefs provide comfort. I have a loving family. My cats provide me with constant enjoyment when I am home. I am largely in control of my free time.

The only issue I face is a mild case of occasional boredom.

I'm not envious of anyone. I wouldn't trade my life for another person's life. If I weren't me, I would want to be friends with me. I'm pretty awesome.

[Sava]

My writing is meant to be a vehicle of expressing such emotions. For instance, the pen. I look at that pen and it annoys the ever loving piss out of me. It is a source of future frustration. I will need to write with it at some point. I will have to waste a matter of seconds getting it to a functional status. But this is just a minor annoyance. It doesn't present anger me to the point where I would consider it an existential issue.

I very much enjoy using my imagination to frame the experience in exaggerated terms. It's the bedrock of my sense of humor. I could spend an hour discussing my annoyance for the pen at a party, providing others with laughter. Perhaps only the occasional block-headed, double digit IQed Welshman would fail to understand this. That's not really a concern for me. It's not my target demographic. I don't even think cultural differences are to blame for such a response. There are certainly ignorant fools in my own country who would fail to grasp the concept.

It's obvious that American stereotypes entertain you. Such a thing defines you as much as my exaggerated emotional responses are my hallmark. I find it a bit disturbing, however, that the thought of innocent people being slaughtered by a gunmen provides you with entertainment... even if it only servers to reinforce your beliefs regarding American stereotypes.

I also find it odd that you think I am somehow offering "protest" to some aspect of my character or personality. I've just provided a lengthy explanation for why I fully embrace who I am as a person.

But again, such a misunderstanding on your part is fully consistent with your behavior on this site. It doesn't come as a surprise to me.

[Sava]

No. I think most people on this site know exactly what I'm doing. I get enough feedback and personal messages confirming this.

It makes no difference to me what you think. I'm merely providing the casual observer an insight.

[Colonâ„¢]

You get fanmail for annoying others? How do those go?

[Aeson]

You are comparing a ranch to a cattle station. That's like comparing apples and oranges. I actually have no idea what a cattle station is, but it's a wholly different set of letters than "ranch" so it must a completely different thing.

Ranch is a type of salad dressing. A cattle station shows cows on TV or broadcasts them over radio.

[Colonâ„¢]

Ah I figured it was something like a railway station, but with cows instead of trains, but I had a hard time imagining how that would work exactly.

[Sava]

You get fanmail for annoying others? How do those go?

I'm not going to discuss the contents of private messages to or from other users. However, with regards to feedback I have received, there isn't much people say in private that is different from what is posted in various threads. It's just the same sort of high-fiving, ass-slapping, and verbal blowjobs... circle jerks... and/or whatever other homo-erotic metaphors you can think of.

[Colonâ„¢]

Ah I figured it was something like a railway station, but with cows instead of trains, but I had a hard time imagining how that would work exactly.

I have thought a bit more about what it would look like: cows would be tied to each other by ropes from tails to noserings. This cowtrain would be propelled by putting the strongest cow at the head of the line, who has the job of pulling the rest forward along the track, like a locomotive. You'd then have these cowtrains depart from the cattle stations by dangling food in front of the locomotive-cow. This food would be dangled by a robot looking like NASA's Mars Pathfinder. And to make the cowtrain stop at cattle stations you'd simply stop the food-dangling-robot. The advantage of robot-led cowtrains is that they don't require (human) personel to operate.

[SlowwHand]

Cattle prods. Good to see you.

[Sava]

When I read "cowtrain" all I think about is a group of cows humping each other.

[SlowwHand]

So to you, it's a lesbian cow term?

[Colonâ„¢]

I guess you could also connect the cows putting the head in the ass of the cow in front of it, but potential customers might find that distasteful.