Today in "I will destroy whatever faith you have left in humanity"

[Guynemer]

I have an eight-year-old patient who is currently under treatment for an extremely rare form of bone cancer.

Her cousin’s mother apparently stole her liquid pain medication (Percocet) and replaced the liquid in the bottle with god-knows-what.

So, yeah. **** everyone.

[snoopy369]

Ohio still has the death penalty, right?

A friend of mine in middle school died of bone cancer at 11 years old. Really, really sucks when it hits that young. Hope your patient does better

[PLATO]

I have an eight-year-old patient who is currently under treatment for an extremely rare form of bone cancer.

Her cousin’s mother apparently stole her liquid pain medication (Percocet) and replaced the liquid in the bottle with god-knows-what.

So, yeah. **** everyone.

Poison the cousin's mom...who would blame you?

[Hauldren Collider]

Can you get the cousin's mom prosecuted? If not, maybe some good old fashioned community shaming? At least tell us what she looks like so we can push her down a staircase if we ever meet her.

[Sava]

i say give the cousin's mom bone cancer
it's only fair

[onodera]

Is she a junkie or a nutjob?

[Guynemer]

Authorities have been notified.

I say we take off and nuke the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Hauldren Collider]

Actually, I think I have a solution. In addition to replacing her Percocet, prescribe something highly poisonous and have the family swap the bottles, so next time Aunt Fuckface is around she steals a bottle of powerful muscle relaxant.

[Pekka]

Makes me want to do all kinds of nasty things to the person I don't even know.

When it's kids, it makes you think... what the hell did they ever do to deserve this? The answer is: they didn't. And it still happened.

[The Mad Monk]

This could never destroy my faith in humanity, because I firmly believe humans are fully capable of pulling this ****.

[Docfeelgood]

I've seen stuff like this before.
It really will make you question your faith in your fellow man.

[Sava]

billy dee will make you feel better

[DaShi]

This is why all prospective parents should have to go through the same screening process that people who want to adopt children do.

[Cort Haus]

Individual crimes shouldn't be extrapolated onto humanity. It doesn't help.

[ColdWizard]

Authorities have been notified.

I say we take off and nuke the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Nukes might leave survivors, need to use one of those sci-fi missiles that makes the sun go supernova.