The past couple days I've been consoling myself by downing Benedryl and watching one of my website's hosts' maintenance log. I've found it works well to pretend I am watching my body's immune system's twitter feed. Also, it has given me a new level of empathy for those posting in this thread. It's obvious now what the problem is ...
(This log is by no means anywhere near complete, at least 14 pairs of "downs" and "ups" in the past 24 hours by my email notification count ... and this is day 4 of the saga ... what a train wreck ... I can't bring myself to stop watching.)
I also started arguing with people on Facebook about why Monsanto and GM crops are so awesome (my position). For some inexplicable reason I have received more tldrs and haters there today than romantic interest from prospective females.
What do you do when you're too sick to sleep? And how can I get females to say something other than "tldr" to me on Facebook?
(This log is by no means anywhere near complete, at least 14 pairs of "downs" and "ups" in the past 24 hours by my email notification count ... and this is day 4 of the saga ... what a train wreck ... I can't bring myself to stop watching.)
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Chicago-E SAN 1
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 8:21 AM (GMT) - SAN 1 went offline. Level 3 engineers will have this online as soon as possible. Estimated fix time 1 hour.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 8:36 AM (GMT) - SAN is online. We are booting virtual servers now.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:00 AM (GMT) – Most virtual servers are online now and running. Level 3 is working on booting the rest of them.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 12:04 PM (GMT) -We will be migrating data from CHI-E SAN1 to a new faster SAN. During this there will be a total downtime of 5-10 minutes per VM. These migrations will be done outside of office hours. There will be no data loss or IP changes during this.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 12:33 PM (GMT) – SAN 1 is offline again.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 1:23PM (GMT) – We are currently migrating customers off of SAN1 onto a replacement SAN. We do not have a current ETA, but we are working to move customers off of this SAN as quickly as possible. We expect the majority of services to be up within the next 2-4 hours.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:09 PM (GMT) – We are still working on this migration from SAN 1 to a new SAN. Thank you for your patience.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:22 PM (GMT) – 25% of VM’s are migrated and booted. ETA 4-5 hours to restoration.
Chicago-E SAN 1
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 8:21 AM (GMT) - SAN 1 went offline. Level 3 engineers will have this online as soon as possible. Estimated fix time 1 hour.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 8:36 AM (GMT) - SAN is online. We are booting virtual servers now.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:00 AM (GMT) – Most virtual servers are online now and running. Level 3 is working on booting the rest of them.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 12:04 PM (GMT) -We will be migrating data from CHI-E SAN1 to a new faster SAN. During this there will be a total downtime of 5-10 minutes per VM. These migrations will be done outside of office hours. There will be no data loss or IP changes during this.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 12:33 PM (GMT) – SAN 1 is offline again.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 1:23PM (GMT) – We are currently migrating customers off of SAN1 onto a replacement SAN. We do not have a current ETA, but we are working to move customers off of this SAN as quickly as possible. We expect the majority of services to be up within the next 2-4 hours.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:09 PM (GMT) – We are still working on this migration from SAN 1 to a new SAN. Thank you for your patience.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:22 PM (GMT) – 25% of VM’s are migrated and booted. ETA 4-5 hours to restoration.
What do you do when you're too sick to sleep? And how can I get females to say something other than "tldr" to me on Facebook?
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