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  • #16
    It's kinda like Iran, only they won't get gangraped and executed.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
      Only in the sense Margaret Cho is considered funny by some people.
      Sarah Silverman >>> Margaret Cho
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Straybow View Post
        Sarah Silverman >>> Margaret Cho
        Bull****.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #19
          Neither of you are funny.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
            Do those at that prayer site ever feel like they are talking to a brick wall?
            I've been there and I felt a little ridiculous. My mom had her shoulders uncovered (SCANDALOUS!) and they made her put on a little nylon shawl while she was there. It wasn't a big deal. You could kinda tell most of the people running it felt the rules are ridiculous. It's the ultraorthodox jews that all other jews hate that make it that way. They're ****ing backwards. No one likes them.

            That said it is still a really cool place. Knowing that you're standing in front of the wall of the Second Temple is bizarrely humbling.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #21
              I think my favorite (or maybe least favorite, I'm not sure) thing about Jerusalem was the beggars. They'd walk up to me, an Obviously American Tourist, and beg for money, usually with some grotesque limp and strained expression. When I said no, their posture immediately improved and it was plainly obvious they had no ailment beyond laziness.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                Hardly humbling given how little respect you showed in the prior paragraph.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  I think my favorite (or maybe least favorite, I'm not sure) thing about Jerusalem was the beggars. They'd walk up to me, an Obviously American Tourist, and beg for money, usually with some grotesque limp and strained expression. When I said no, their posture immediately improved and it was plainly obvious they had no ailment beyond laziness.
                  Ugh, you sound like every American who has traveled to another county.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #24
                    first we take the Gimp, yes?

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                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #25
                      i hear jewish girls give great head
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        I'm sure there's some tasteless circumcision joke I could make here. But I won't, 'cuz I'm just that classy.
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                        • #27
                          I'm circed, they would love me
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                            Bull****.
                            I don't think I know you anymore.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                              I don't think I know you anymore.
                              I'm sorry. Trying to draw a distinction between two unfunny people is a fool's errand IMO.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • #30
                                Sara Silverman is frequently funny (and, admittedly, frequently unfunny).

                                Margaret Cho is almost never funny.
                                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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