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I've been approaching women all wrong!
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostWomen branch from man to man like monkeys in the trees. Monkeys don't let go of one branch until they've firmly grabbed another. This is just to take advantage of their tactics.
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Also: You're Jay Gatsby. The USMC is Daisy Buchanan and her stupid ****ing green light.
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View PostThat's his ulterior motive for trying to become a jarhead reserve officer. With luck, at least one of the camp followers looking for free government bennies via a "contract marriage" won't pick up on the "reserves" part until it's too late."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
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Originally posted by Asher View PostAl, there's something just...off...about your pictures.
Theoretically, you have the physical package. But it's like your empty soul stares at me through the picture. It creeps me out.
Originally posted by Asher View PostPS: Those shorts are gay. You've even got the not-so-subtle penis euphemism dangling out front.
Originally posted by Elok View PostAlso: You're Jay Gatsby. The USMC is Daisy Buchanan and her stupid ****ing green light.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Originally posted by regexcellent View PostDependapotamus is the modern military slang for the phenomenon described by me and MtG, where young men get married earlier than they should to women they shouldn't have anything to do with in order to collect BAH and get out of the barracks. Or just in general military personnel making terrible life choices with respect to marriage.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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This thread makes me regret I have only but one "thank" per day.
Speer:
You have a few different choices. It seems to me you are looking for the home run in your first at bat. You can keep taking all the pitches you want until you get one right down the middle. But say you swing and miss. What then? If you expect perfect, you need to be perfect. Relationships take work. If you aren't a closeted gay, you strike me as a dude with some confidence issues... thus, the shirtless pics and whatnot.
Even with your creepy, soulless expression (as Asher so accurately pointed out), you are fit enough to bag the hottest of hotties (the drunken low self-esteem kind). You may have ethical reservations about living such a lifestyle. You may not respect those women beyond their physical attractiveness. But it depends on what you want.
Promiscuity is a set of behaviors like anything else. Most people start shortly after puberty. You can learn that stuff as an adult if you want. But it's a lot more difficult to break those habits.
Personally, I think your lack of sexual activity or experience is a positive... especially the older you get. Even women in their mid-20's start to outgrow the promiscuous phase in life. Not all women live that way, of course. But attractive women face an onslaught of male attention starting at puberty. It's hard to blame them for not being chaste.
If you are just itching to get in a relationship, work on your confidence and be social. Don't worry about dating. Work on building a small group of friends, the more female the better. It's more likely you'll find a partner that way than the way you seem to be going about things. You know you are headed in the right direction when you start to hear things like "I can't believe you're single!"
Work on yourself and you'll be the one the women want... as opposed to being a whiny little *****.To us, it is the BEAST.
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
My old response, exhibited here, was so wrong: AS MYSELF
'The Collector' by John Fowles and this one 'Hunting Humans' by Elliott Leyton
and these films:
'Twisted Nerve', 'Frenzy' and 'Peeping Tom'.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostMonkeys
I'm 6'2"
Yeah, and narcissistic and dress like Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI need to go after the ones in relationships.
If she's single, I'm competing against the whole world. If she has a boyfriend then it's only one!I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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