Does this count as losing my virginity?

[b etor]

Seriously, it is not that hard to get laid. Just try, you dumb ****. Yes, this will involve actually talking to a girl and letting her touch your willy but, trust me, it's not that bad.

Try Craigslist.

[Kidlicious]

I don't know if people know it but it's actually possible to blow it with a prostitute.

[Dinner]

That would be just sad.

[Tuberski]

Funky mother****er.

ACK!

[Sava]

I've seen the ugliest, fattest, dip****tiest guys score. There's no shortage of women with low self esteem.

I conclude that Speer's virginity is by choice, at least unconsciously. For that, I admire him.

He may be mostly a despicable human being, but at least he's got some morals.