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Just another day in Philly.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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not establishing rapport....
only cocky with no glimpse of a softer side...
droning about politics with chicks you wanna ****....
not changing the subject...
posting on chicks' facebook walls....
trying to score with the mentally unstable...
FAILING to scopre with the mentally unstable...
ahh, what the ****ing ****... you should have listened to Descartes, man...
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step 1: take her home
step 2: stick it in herComment
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Wait. I just realized that he's claiming that 'women make no sense,' but he uses a women who is mentally unstable and needs to take medication for his case. Yeah, that's typical albie.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I don't believe him anymore. He's trolling.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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It probably doesn't help that Alby is blatantly gay.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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yet another example of the civilising influence of the InternetAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Why are the beautiful ones always crazy?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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how do you know she is beautiful?Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Because she's crazy?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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there is some perverse logic there, I'll grant you that lol - almost feminine reasoningAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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People say all my logic is perverse. But, damn it, it sells videos!“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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I keep feeling like Al might be a serial killer."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Clue 1 to getting women: don't use the word 'chick' unless you are discussing the care and feeding of Gallus gallus domesticus.
Clue 2: Alpha male cocky **** doesn't work on good women. It works on women who want to be dominated and have no personality/brains of their own, which are generally not women you want, unless you're an a**hole.<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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Alby hasn't posted since the OP, so I declare this thread 100% troll.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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