What would you do if you discovered that today would be your last day alive

[Hauldren Collider]

Yes, I've seen animal house, moron.

National Lampoon's Animal House is a 1978 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film was a direct spin-off from National Lampoon magazine. The plot is about a misfit group of fraternity members who challenge the dean of their university, Faber College.

Have you?

You accused me of being a valley girl and now regexcellent of being a frat idiot. Next you're going to claim I'm a stereotypical Wasian from Hawaii or a west texas oiler.

[Hauldren Collider]

Happily, you and reggie do not- you're frequently your own. Chin chin, old bean.

That was exactly what I was implying of you.

[molly bloom]

Yes, I've seen animal house, moron.

National Lampoon's Animal House is a 1978 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film was a direct spin-off from National Lampoon magazine. The plot is about a misfit group of fraternity members who challenge the dean of their university, Faber College.

Have you?

Duh.

[giblets]

Please shut up so people who actually have something to say can contribute to this thread.

I was quite fascinated by Molly Bloom and regexcellent's long-winded contributions.

[molly bloom]

That was exactly what I was implying of you.

See how easily you're played ?

[regexcellent]

I'm so happy that not all Americans are impervious to irony, as the cliche would have it.

I am surprised that you have one though, considering you didn't get the sly reference to you in the Animal House footage. Never mind, eh ? Something for you to ponder, whilst beating off all those rampant women......

1. I didn't watch the video
2. I'm not in a fraternity and fraternities have an almost nonexistent presence at RIT's campus; they're like, 2% of the population here. They are not a big part of student life.

Come up with another stereotype. HC listed out some of my characteristics so it should be easy.

[MRT144]

I don't want them to find venereal disease when they do my autopsy.

Yes, the coroner is really that interested in blabbing about VDs to family members

"ma'am, your deceased son had chlymidia"
"Well thank the lord, I thought he'd never get his **** on"

[molly bloom]

1. I didn't watch the video
2. I'm not in a fraternity and fraternities have an almost nonexistent presence at RIT's campus; they're like, 2% of the population here. They are not a big part of student life.

How wonderful your biography is- so fascinating I may stay awake to read it.

Here's what you and Hugely Clueless were too obtuse to get- and he should really watch 'Animal House' and not rely on a Googled summary for his information:

Named after the infamous blowhard ROTC commander Doug Neidermeyer from the movie Animal House. In the epilogue, it's revealed that he ended up being shot by his own troops in Vietnam. In the John Landis-directed segment of The Twilight Zone movie, we even meet the soldiers who shot him.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNeidermeyer

The fragging was a good touch.

[QUOTE] [ HC listed out some of my characteristics so it should be easy /QUOTE]

Oh that's so sweet. Do you have sleepovers and braid each other's hair ?

Come up with another stereotype

Just as soon as you stop being the one you already are- it is, after all, providing so much fun for many of us.

[molly bloom]

Yes, I've seen animal house, moron.

National Lampoon's Animal House is a 1978 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film was a direct spin-off from National Lampoon magazine. The plot is about a misfit group of fraternity members who challenge the dean of their university, Faber College.

Have you?

You accused me of being a valley girl and now regexcellent of being a frat idiot. Next you're going to claim I'm a stereotypical Wasian from Hawaii or a west texas oiler.

I didn't 'accuse' you of being a Valley Girl- just made (extended) fun of your limited vocabulary, which was in the post in question, quite similar to Valspeak. Then you failed to recognise that 'gnarly' was part of Valspeak and really, your obtuseness just multiplied, until you gave me that positively breathtaking mini-biog, where you rambled on about your father's vocabulary, and well, I thought- save it for your therapist, 'cos you're not paying me.

And still you went on and on, telling me I didn't know what a Valley Girl was.

Yes, I've seen animal house, moron.

Evidently in the same way you saw 'Deliverance'- in a coma.

and now regexcellent of being a frat idiot.

Mmm hmm. Please see my previous post for a brief outline of how wrong your assumptions can be.

Next you're going to claim I'm a stereotypical Wasian from Hawaii or a west texas oiler.

I've no idea why I'd make a claim like either of those- you've only furnished me with the evidence for what you are, and really that's diverting in itself.

[regexcellent]

Molly I know you're a huge literary nerd so you're probably familiar with this Shakespeare quote:

"Brevity is the soul of wit."

[DaShi]

Yeah well if you're not gay, gay sex isn't very appealing. I know what a surprise.

In case anyone is wondering, here's where the thread derailed.

[regexcellent]

Really? You're accusing me of derailing a thread, on poly? That happens with every thread, usually several times.

I dispute that I was the one who really derailed it but it doesn't matter really.

[DaShi]

And do crack, right?

[molly bloom]

Molly I know you're a huge literary nerd so you're probably familiar with this Shakespeare quote:

That just means I've read more, and more widely than you. Not ruling out an awful lot of people who've made it through infant school alive...

"Brevity is the soul of wit."

So, what, you're saying you have half a soul, so twice the wit ? Or you're a halfwit with a big soul ?

I lean towards the latter, but without the same percentage of wit.

[Lefty Scaevola]

I would intiate a cascading phase change in the vacuum energy and obliterate the universe.