What would you do if you discovered that today would be your last day alive

[regexcellent]

I don't want them to find venereal disease when they do my autopsy.

[molly bloom]

No one said hookers and blow??????

Cocaine: how 70s.

And hookers ? You can get it at a gay sauna for free. Well, not you, specifically...

[regexcellent]

Yeah well if you're not gay, gay sex isn't very appealing. I know what a surprise.

[molly bloom]

Yeah well if you're not gay, gay sex isn't very appealing. I know what a surprise.

And how surprising that quite a few otherwise heterosexual males take up penetrative anal sex and oral copulation with males when lacking female company.

You be extra careful in those dropped soap situations, now, won't you ?

[regexcellent]

Why do you post a youtube video that nobody cares about in all of your posts? Can you please confine your retarded **** to the music thread where we can easily ignore it?

Seeing as I'm not lacking in female company you won't find me sucking a dude's dick anytime soon, and I'm pretty sure there aren't that many people who would even without available women. I wouldn't.

[molly bloom]

(Lots of ranting deleted) I wouldn't.

You've relieved quite a few homos of anxiety. Thanks for that.

[Felch]

LSD

[regexcellent]

(Lots of ranting deleted)

my irony meter exploded

[Hauldren Collider]

[molly bloom]

my irony meter exploded

I'm so happy that not all Americans are impervious to irony, as the cliche would have it.

I am surprised that you have one though, considering you didn't get the sly reference to you in the Animal House footage. Never mind, eh ? Something for you to ponder, whilst beating off all those rampant women......

[Hauldren Collider]

Apparently Molly believes ROTC cadet and computer networking major regexcellent is a stereotypical American frat boy.

Molly doesn't even understand his obscure cultural references. He just repeats them. Next time, pick something more obscure--preferably something that's not even on wikipedia. Then I can't make fun of you for your ridiculously lame and inapplicable taunts.

[molly bloom]

How terribly bromantic and supportive of you- and so entirely unexpected. It's so touching, I may weep.

[Hauldren Collider]

You defy parody.

[molly bloom]

[QUOTE=Hauldren Collider;6165357]Apparently Molly believes ROTC cadet and computer networking major regexcellent is a stereotypical American frat boy.
QUOTE]

Have you seen 'Animal House' ? Apparently not, from the way you've just misinterpreted what I've posted.

Molly doesn't even understand his obscure cultural references

Uh huh. From the guy who said I didn't understand what a Valley Girl was, and then couldn't recognise standard Valspeak when I used it ?

The one who didn't get what 'Deliverance' was about when the opening sequence of the film talks about it ?

Who assumed I knew the U.S. only from 'Hollywood', not from actually having been there ?

[QUOTE] [He just repeats them. Next time, pick something more obscure--preferably not something that's not on wikipedia. T/QUOTE]

I have no idea why you're bringing Wikipaedia up- that's no more accurate than your Google taunts.

Poor you.

[molly bloom]

You defy parody.

Happily, you and reggie do not- you're frequently your own. Chin chin, old bean.