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  • What would you do if you discovered that today would be your last day alive

    Let's assume you're still in good enough physical condition to do the things you can normally do.

  • #2
    I would eat a dozen waffles
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    • #3
      I would buy a good term life insurance policy.

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      • #4
        I would call my mother and tell her I love her. I would tell my wife I love her. I would go to sleep as usual.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
          I would eat a dozen waffles
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #6
            I've actually thought about this, and I decided I would buy a can of silly string and a Spiderman costume and jump off the Empire State building.

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            • #7
              Grab my shotgun and go on a killing spree at the mall.



              Spoiler:
              kidding of course

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              • #8
                I think I would attempt to break into the White House.

                Oh yeah, also, take out a huge-ass loan and purchase a ton of outrageous stuff.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #9
                  Best way to break into the White House is and always will be by plane.

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                  • #10
                    Could a mod please delete my posts in this thread so I won't be put on a no-fly list.

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                    • #11
                      Pray to the lord and go to bed early.

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                      • #12
                        Oh come on, that's just throwing in the towel.

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                        • #13
                          Work my butt off for the next 24 hours. So much stuff to do, not enough time.
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                          • #14
                            Get off my lazy ass and start crossing off names, I guess.
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                            • #15
                              Spend the whole day playing civ and posting on poly.
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