What would Jesus eat?

[Uncle Sparky]

Mr. Hanky is Catalan!

And to answer OP, get your credit cards ready -



But what did Jesus poo? Does anyone have a 'turd of God'? Did it have mystical powers?

[regexcellent]

Jesus' **** makes my car go.

[Uncle Sparky]

... and the dinosaur he rode in on...

[Hauldren Collider]

Just rub in the fact that you have a Wegmans and I don't, you little **** sucker.

Cut him some slack. It's pretty much the only good thing left in Rochester.

[regexcellent]

Hey, that's no fair, we also have, uh...Xerox...

Support Rochester buy Kodak disposable cameras.

[Elok]

What would Jesus eat? Whatever his wife cooked him, thats what!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1891325.html

In his writing, Clement -- an early theologian -- said that marriage was a fornication put in place by the devil, and that people should emulate Jesus by not marrying.

Marriage is fornication...there's a new one. Kind of like "freedom is slavery."

EDIT: Wait, wut?

Clement treats sex at some length. He argues that both promiscuity and sexual abstinence are unnatural, and that the main goal of human sexuality is procreation.

The source is printed and thus unverifiable, but still...also, why the dickens did this scholar not mention Paul's wish that others "be as I am?" This whole story seems sloppy.

[Dinner]

Cut him some slack. It's pretty much the only good thing left in Rochester.

I really do like Wegmans and wish the chain would expand out west. I mean we let them have Trader Joe's so the it only seems fair they open at least a couple of Wegmans out here.

[Uncle Sparky]

The source is printed and thus unverifiable, but still...also, why the dickens did this scholar not mention Paul's wish that others "be as I am?" This whole story seems sloppy.

Because martyrdom washed away his sin of fornication. Martyrdom washes away every single sin except heresy and schism, don't'cha know?

btw - Clement was the third pope and disciple of Paul - not a scholar. Most work attributed to him was written about 300 years after he died - obviously a miracle.

[Kidlicious]

What would Jesus eat? Whatever his wife cooked him, thats what!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1891325.html

"King, who focuses on Coptic literature, Gnosticism and women in the Bible, has published on the Gospel of Judas and the Gospel of Mary of Magdala. She presented her research Tuesday evening in Rome, where scholars are gathered for the International Congress of Coptic Studies."

nuff said.

[Uncle Sparky]

The Coptic Church, one of the oldest, forcuses on the humanity of Christ.

[Kidlicious]

The Coptic Church, one of the oldest, forcuses on the humanity of Christ.

They also focus on the divinity of Christ.

[Uncle Sparky]

They also focus on the divinity of Christ.

To a much lesser extent than other sects.

...has published on the Gospel of Judas ...

St. Jude (Judas) not Judas Iscariot. Jesus had two apostles names Judas.

[Kidlicious]

To a much lesser extent than other sects.

We don't have sects. We have denominations. And Coptics believe that Jesus was 100% divine and 100% human.

St. Jude (Judas) not Judas Iscariot. Jesus had two apostles names Judas.

"The Gospel of Judas is a Gnostic gospel whose content consists of conversations between the Disciple Judas Iscariot and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to have been written by Gnostic followers of Jesus" - wiki

[Uncle Sparky]

Wiki? Crap.

[kentonio]

"The Gospel of Judas is a Gnostic gospel whose content consists of conversations between the Disciple Judas Iscariot and Jesus Christ."

Why would this be a bad thing? Isn't Gnostic mostly just the christians who got left out when the church picked which bits it wanted to use in the final draft of the bible anyway?