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  • #31
    That would be a plausible motive if it weren't for the fact that there are loads of people who were once in the military and I believe some who are still in it on here.

    I respect the fact that you have actual military experience and I have like 3 days of ROTC.

    I suppose you have the right to push me around a bit, having actually served.

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    • #32
      Lonestar's just being a douche.
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      • #33
        Like the army is for killing people ... poly is for ?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
          So, why start a thread about cadences he's learned about then? He's trying to bamboozle you and others by building up the military-ness of ROTC.

          Nobody, outside of a tragic few allowing their lives to be dominated by masturbatory fixation over which areas of the military are most hardcore and homoerotic, is capable of caring.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            Lonestar's just being a douche.


            Nobody, outside of a tragic few allowing their lives to be dominated by masturbatory fixation over which areas of the military are most hardcore and homoerotic, is capable of caring.
            I believe the very first post I had in this thread was "no one cares about your ****ty ROTC cadet stories".
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #36
              Yes, but you missed the point that nobody cares about your butthurt over it either.

              You're welcome.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                Yes, but you missed the point that nobody cares about your butthurt over it either.

                You're welcome.
                Wasn't over a "area of the military", although it's unsurprising you're unable to make that distinction.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                  That would be a plausible motive if it weren't for the fact that there are loads of people who were once in the military and I believe some who are still in it on here.

                  I respect the fact that you have actual military experience and I have like 3 days of ROTC.

                  I suppose you have the right to push me around a bit, having actually served.

                  xpost
                  You may simply be a much better troll than anyone realized.

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                  • #39
                    I have a marine friend whose favorite cadence is a paean to necrophilia.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                      Wasn't over a "area of the military", although it's unsurprising you're unable to make that distinction.

                      Unsurprising to you, and a source of great pride to me. Feel free to post more pictures of yourself in uniform in a tragic attempt to impress the nubile young men.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                        If I start posting like an armchair general then citing myself as a source from my vast military experience please feel free to smack me down.
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                        • #42
                          Aww.. they taught you to count to 10. let us know when you make it to 25 without having your hand held and we'll put you in for a medal.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                            So, I've observed some stuff in Army ROTC before, but not actually participated, and today was the first PT (physical training) session.

                            * snip *

                            There were others about running people over in tanks, killing terrorists in caves, invading Iran, and so on.

                            At first this struck me as kinda nuts, but then, as the title states, it's almost as if the army is principally concerned with killing people.

                            Meh.
                            When I was in the army(conscript, which make it even worse imo) they handed us a sheet of paper which included the following lines ( still know part of it by heart).

                            "Drop that napalm from the sky
                            See the children burn and die".

                            Needles to say I wasn't a very active participant during this enchanting bit of the song.

                            Then it ended with
                            "If I die I don't give a damn
                            'cause I did it for Baudewijn" ( who was king at the time)


                            Yeah bro, that ain't gonna happen... more chance of me singing the first bit to be honest.


                            btw: if you want to hear some "interesting" ones, check out the foreign legion (they actually come with nazi songs and whatnot).
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                            • #44
                              43 posts and no reference to Deirdre's network node?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi View Post
                                43 posts and no reference to Deirdre's network node?

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