Should I Start Posting Here Again?

[Japher]

It was starting up there until Uncle Sparky ruined it... as always

[SlowwHand]

we should hold a funeral and get this over with

Go set yourself on fire.

[Japher]

get a friend to film it and post here...

[Nikolai]

It's been maybe 2-3 years since I posted here regularly, is it still as stupid and mindnumbing as it was back then? I'm assuming it is, since this place never changed while I was here.

It's 12x worse.

[Japher]

When people say Nikolai do they say it as though they were yoddling like on those Ricola commercials? I know I do.

[Nikolai]

No yoddling, never heard my name sung.

[pchang]

No yoddling, never heard my name sung.

Obviously you are no good in bed

[Nikolai]

I wouldn't know. I'm not married yet.

[Japher]

So you don't tell them your real name until you are married? That's odd

[pchang]

Perhaps a trip to Denmark or Finland is in order

[Nikolai]

So you don't tell them your real name until you are married? That's odd

I don't **** anyone before I am properly married.

[Nikolai]

And, needless to say, I will then keep to the One.

[Japher]

What!? I've seen the pictures of the girls you hang out with... I guess they see you as "safe".

You know, whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[Nikolai]

You've seen the pictures. I know plenty of beautiful girls. But I haven't laid with any of them, and that's the truth.

[Japher]

Dude, this is the internet. Lie! (<-- unintended pun)