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  • #31


    I have no wish for it.
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    • #32
      Top 10 Reasons to have sex before you are married:
      10. Plausible deniability - that kid's not mine!
      9. Threesome move, you can recommend it without investing too much into her (she'll either go for it or leave you, or both)
      8. Married chicks don't like condoms, and neither do dudes
      7. You won't risk losing your ring in embaressing places
      6. You can tell dudes on the internet that you are banging hot chicks, and we'll believe you... and be envious
      5. Pvsst whip, trust me, you'll love... then hate it, don't marry the chick who pvssy whipped you, guys will be making whip noises behind your back the rest of your life
      4. The cow ain't free, it never is
      3. It feels good (surprised this is #3)
      2. You'll know, for sure, if it's "normal" by how many other chicks come flocking to you when you dump her
      1. See Number 3... yes, it's that good.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #33
        I'll have something to look forward to then.
        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
        Also active on WePlayCiv.

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        • #34
          Gay.

          Even Asher had sex with a woman before marriage!
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            Gay.

            Even Asher had sex with a woman before marriage!
            Yes, but he never said she was a woman when he had sex with her.
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
              I wouldn't know. I'm not married yet.
              marriage is when they stop singing your name in bed.

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              • #37
                Hi Japher, I recently returned
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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