Mitt V Britain

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

In terms of foreign visits by US politicians, Britain's as easy as it gets. All they have to do is wave and look cheerful (and if you're standing net to the Queen even a vampire bat would look happy in comparison), and it'll get lapped up.

So we've really got to congratulate Mitt for alienating an entire nation in record time. He has now been titled "The American Borat".

Fox News contributor Charles Krauthammer-

"All Romney has to do is say nothing. It's like a guy in the 100 m. dash, All he has to do is to finish, he doesn't have to win. And instead, he tackles the guy in the lane next to him and ends up disqualified."

[Barnabas]

What did he do?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Mitt does London

Mitt is full of win

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

[Al B. Sure!]

Umm from my understanding, the lack of preparedness was something the British print media was talking about before Romney came... and Romney is qualified to make comments about that since he did organize an Olympics.

[Guynemer]

And yet, Bugs, he is the absolute best that one of our major political parties can do.

USA! USA! USA!

[Elok]

"Umm, honey, I only said that you're getting a fat ass. It's true, all your friends were talking about it before I mentioned it and I'm qualified since I work out a lot."

Xpost

[Al B. Sure!]

"Umm, honey, I only said that you're getting a fat ass. It's true, all your friends were talking about it before I mentioned it and I'm qualified since I work out a lot."

Xpost

What's wrong with that? Pretty sure honesty is the best policy in a marriage.

[Guynemer]

You are one funny mother****er.

[Elok]

What's wrong with that? Pretty sure honesty is the best policy in a marriage.

It's not a question of honesty, with either my example or Mitt's. It's a question of tact, and if plenty of other people were already saying it that means you don't need to. But please, take some time this week to sincerely and honestly tell a woman you're concerned about her gigantic ballooning ass. And document the results. You could sell videos of it, marketing it as "a funny, modern, social-ineptitude riff on 'Jackass.'"

[Guynemer]

Entitled "Fatassed Chick Beats the Everloving **** Out of a Wannabe Marine"

[Elok]

My wife notes that it is not a good discussion to have with someone you wish to continue dating or being married to; otherwise, it may be advantageous. In addition, I have extensive footnotes by basically every male stand-up comedian since the 1800s or so. Don't get me wrong, I can imagine more unpleasant conversations with my wife. It's just that pretty much all of those conversations involve a family member being terminally ill, or infidelity, or substance abuse. Stuff like that.

[Al B. Sure!]

A lot of women want a prodigious derriere. Jennifer Lopez got famous like 20 years ago. Get with the times. And then there's Kim Kardashian. A fat ass is a compliment.

"Honey, your breasts are getting really big" Yeah she'll get so offended!

[Felch]

You don't talk to many white women, do you Alby?

[Al B. Sure!]

You don't talk to many white women, do you Alby?

That's the specific reason I said Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian. To avoid the assumption that it's a Black thing.

J Lo's ass was like an obsession for White America for a while in the 90's. Now, apparently, to keep it on topic, the British are obsessed with it:

While buzz over Jennifer’s badonkadonk has died down in the United States, her butt still makes national headlines over in merry old England. Those randy Brits!

In a recent interview with Heat Jennifer said, "I have to say that nowhere in the world except London mentions [my butt]. When I come to the UK, it's obsessive." Then, when asked whether she ever thinks about her famous behind” (Ummm, what?), Jennifer replied, "No! You guys think about it enough for me."

And it goes back further, long before Jennifer Lopez:

Myra Mendible, a social historian who has written books on the subject, points out that buttock augmentation has been around for years - in the 19th Century, women wore "bustles" to exaggerate their behinds.