How not to get a girlfriend in 2012

[Flubber]

Those texts are pathetic-- Alb did you pull them off pathetictexts.com ??

[Flubber]

That would've landed Al in jail.

Nah

1. Alb would nevber have done anything or
2. IF betor did manage to jump his bones, she would never report him

[Al B. Sure!]

Those texts are pathetic-- Alb did you pull them off pathetictexts.com ??

Nope.

[b etor]

Nah

1. Alb would nevber have done anything or
2. IF betor did manage to jump his bones, she would never report him

omg. I didn't even kiss a boy until 10th grade. No way would I have jumped anyone's bones.
But no, I have never, nor would I ever, report anyone.

[Al B. Sure!]

I was 16 when b etor was in 5th grade, anyway. That's not kosher but it may not necessarily be illegal, depending on the state.

[b etor]

... 1000% sure that a 10 year old and 16 year old was real frickin illegal in all states.

[Al B. Sure!]

... 1000% sure that a 10 year old and 16 year old was real frickin illegal in all states.

What about 15 and 10? 14 and 10? 13 and 10? I don't think statutory rape laws apply when both individuals are below the age of consent.

What's the cut-off for paedophilia?

[b etor]

#areyoufreakingkiddingme

[Al B. Sure!]

#areyoufreakingkiddingme

???

What's the maximum age for paedophilia? It's probable 10 years olds are protected by paedophilia laws. Are 11 year olds? 12 year olds? What if the 10 year old has sex with an 11 year old?

Seriously, though. A 14 and 13 year old wouldn't be crime; a 13 year old and 12 year old probably wouldn't be a crime; what's the point at which it becomes a crime? Do we arrest 11 year olds for having sex with 10 year olds?

[giblets]

What about 15 and 10? 14 and 10? 13 and 10? I don't think statutory rape laws apply when both individuals are below the age of consent.

What's the cut-off for paedophilia?

http://www.ageofconsent.com/pennsylvania.htm

[b etor]

???

What's the maximum age for paedophilia? It's probable 10 years olds are protected by paedophilia laws. Are 11 year olds? 12 year olds? What if the 10 year old has sex with an 11 year old?

Seriously, though. A 14 and 13 year old wouldn't be crime; a 13 year old and 12 year old probably wouldn't be a crime; what's the point at which it becomes a crime? Do we arrest 11 year olds for having sex with 10 year olds?

sorry, peoples' facebook statuses keep having that twitter nonsense in them. i only use it when frustrated or in disbelief, or something like that. I feel like you're missing the 6 year difference, especially when you compare 12 and 13 year old's and 10 and 11 year old's... big difference. It is definitely assault of some sort. eep.

[Al B. Sure!]

http://www.ageofconsent.com/pennsylvania.htm

Says less than 13 years old... so I guess 13 year olds who have sex with 12 year olds are committing statutory rape.

[regexcellent]

Who is having sex at 12 years old?

[Al B. Sure!]

Who is having sex at 12 years old?

Oh are you serious? No. You're messing with me, right?

[Egbert]

This is an excellent thread.
Packed with useful information on what NOT to do.