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**Tuberski** · April 22, 2012, 09:59

Ask if she knows what a dickgirl is.

ACK!

**Al B. Sure!** · April 22, 2012, 23:42

Here's some good ones:

**Al B. Sure!** · April 22, 2012, 23:46

Increase your daily intake of vitamin me

**Lorizael** · April 23, 2012, 06:50

Are you telling us you have half a dozen aliases for picking up women?

**Aeson** · April 23, 2012, 06:54

I think the "hey" guy was on to something... maybe he just needed to send a few more.

**Zoetstofzoetje** · April 23, 2012, 09:00

sounds like AlB who responds to a "hey let's have sex" with "hey what's up"

**b etor** · April 23, 2012, 20:16

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

Are you telling us you have half a dozen aliases for picking up women?

my thoughts exactly!

which method has worked the most, alb?

**Fake Boris** · April 23, 2012, 20:42

#18 with the "Jacques" dude could be funny with a girl you're already dating.

**Al B. Sure!** · April 23, 2012, 21:17

My line is, "I know all 21 letters of the alphabet" "What? There's 26" "Oh. I forgot U R A Q T"

**SlowwHand** · April 23, 2012, 21:18

Oh gawd.

**DaShi** · April 23, 2012, 21:37

Originally posted by Aeson View Post

I think the "hey" guy was on to something... maybe he just needed to send a few more.

He got a response, didn't he?

**giblets** · April 23, 2012, 21:50

Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post

My line is, "I know all 21 letters of the alphabet" "What? There's 26" "Oh. I forgot U R A Q T"

That's the corniest thing I've ever read.

**b etor** · April 23, 2012, 21:52

totally would have gotten me in 5th grade.

**Aeson** · April 23, 2012, 22:39

Originally posted by DaShi View Post

He got a response, didn't he?

Exactly ... and made her laugh. It's pure genius!

**onodera** · April 24, 2012, 02:58

Originally posted by b etor View Post

totally would have gotten me in 5th grade.

That would've landed Al in jail.

How not to get a girlfriend in 2012