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Originally posted by Wezil View PostI'm going Mormon - posthumously.
They can baptize me once I'm dead and I'll look into the making amends with god at that time.
Good plan. Obviously a benevolent deity would give you another chance after you die. Otherwise infants that die would be screwed.
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Originally posted by Wezil View PostI'm going Mormon - posthumously.
They can baptize me once I'm dead and I'll look into the making amends with god at that time.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Originally posted by gribbler View PostGood plan. Obviously a benevolent deity would give you another chance after you die. Otherwise infants that die would be screwed.
Simon Wiesenthal's dead ancestors were recently baptized Mormon. They'll get to everyone eventually.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostHow much do you know about Mormonism? As I understand, your afterlife depends on your works in this life. Their god used to be a man and became a god by doing good works. If your works are bad what does that mean for you in the afterlife?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by Wezil View PostI learned all I need to know from "Ask a Mormon" at WPC.
http://www.patheos.com/Library/Mormo...Salvation.htmlI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Regardless of religion I anticipate being separated from my physical body when I die (or I sincerely hope so)."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Apparently I might not be able to bask in god's presence (I might get one of the more distant planetary destinations) but that's okay as I suspect I would be somewhat uncomfortable in his presence anyway."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by Wezil View PostRegardless of religion I anticipate being separated from my physical body when I die (or I sincerely hope so).I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Where did I claim to be a good mormon? I'm just looking for dogmatic loopholes."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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I'm not a mormon yet. I need to die first and I'm in no hurry for that."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostI think you picked a good religion then.
btw, that's the ****tiest sales pitch I've heard in awhile."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by MrFun View PostWhy not set up a therapy group that encourages Jews to come, and to pray their Jewishness away?
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