Brutally Honest Personality Test

[giblets]

So high intuition means what? Like you're unscientific as ****?

No.

Sensing and intuition are the information-gathering (perceiving) functions. They describe how new information is understood and interpreted. Individuals who prefer sensing are more likely to trust information that is in the present, tangible and concrete: that is, information that can be understood by the five senses. They tend to distrust hunches, which seem to come "out of nowhere". They prefer to look for details and facts. For them, the meaning is in the data. On the other hand, those who prefer intuition tend to trust information that is more abstract or theoretical, that can be associated with other information (either remembered or discovered by seeking a wider context or pattern). They may be more interested in future possibilities. They tend to trust those flashes of insight that seem to bubble up from the unconscious mind. The meaning is in how the data relates to the pattern or theory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator

Supposedly someone with "intuition" is capable of understanding the bigger picture instead of accumulating a bunch of facts about, say, their failures with women and never figuring out what it means.

[giblets]

I got "Loser - INTP" . Although I was pretty close to the middle on the S/N axis.

[Provost Harrison]

Thing is, the older I get, the less I could give a ****...

I think I started as an INTP when I took the test as a young uptight ****.

I always come out as an ENTJ...which seems to fit in a work context but I am far more easygoing as a person. Why this is bollocks trying to categorise people into 16 camps...

[The Mad Monk]

Crackpot - INTJ
13% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 67% Judging

People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

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[Elok]

I'm going to assume I'm still INTP. This isn't "brutally honest" so much as "gratuitously rude."

[dannubis]

As an INTP you should appreciate that

[Aeson]

I always come out as an ENTJ...which seems to fit in a work context but I am far more easygoing as a person. Why this is bollocks trying to categorise people into 16 camps...

Because 12 signs of the zodiac just wasn't enough to cover all the types...

[Aeson]

This one did have more relevant questions than the last one at least. Elmer Fudd would pwn Winnie the Pooh...

[giblets]

Elmer Fudd can't even pwn a wabbit. A bear would probably eat him.

[MOBIUS]

Winnie the Pooh all the way!

[Aeson]

Winnie the Pooh isn't nearly wascally enough to handle the Fudd. You can steal that stuffed bear's honey right out from under his nose and he'll take an hour just looking in the cupboards for it. Try to steal Bugs Bunny's honey and you'll get a transvestite that rams your shotgun up your ass... badass mofo...

[giblets]

Winnie the Pooh raids bees nests every day to satisfy his honey addiction. He lives for danger. And it would probably take more than one bullet to kill a fat bear.

[self biased]

Also, OKCupid is a good site. Stick with that. Its where I met my current gf.

same here.

[Aeson]

Good thing Fudd would have all day to shoot at him before Pooh realizes wtf is going on...

[Felch]

Pollyanna- INFP

13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 47% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.