Brutally Honest Personality Test

[Al B. Sure!]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-brutally-honest-personality-test

I got ISTJ like on the other test.

Borefest - ISTJ
40% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 87% Judging
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...
As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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[Hauldren Collider]

Meyers-briggs is bull****

[OzzyKP]

Also, OKCupid is a good site. Stick with that. Its where I met my current gf.

[Al B. Sure!]

Also, OKCupid is a good site. Stick with that. Its where I met my current gf.

It's a dating site? I didn't know. I got the test from bodybuilding.com

[MRT144]

Meyers-briggs is bull****

Hell yeah it is

[SlowwHand]

Here it is. The analyzed SlowwHand.

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Freak- INFJ

40% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 77% Judging
Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."

Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.

You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.

[KrazyHorse]

Dictator- ENTJ

73% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 73% Judging
Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

[KrazyHorse]

There's one guy at work that practically cries every time he has to talk to me.

FACT: if I had my way he would already be fired. Because he is a ****ing moron.

[Al B. Sure!]

Great. The test is supposed to be brutally honest and insulting? That result is the type of **** that inflates KH's ego.

[Egbert]

KH's ego is self inflating.

[Hauldren Collider]

Mine is hilariously bull****:

Do Gooder- ESTJ
60% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 67% Judging

Rules are rules, right? They are there to be followed and an upstanding citizen like you would not even consider breaking or even bending the laws a little.

That's all very fine and dandy, though it doesn't make you the most fun person to be around. In fact, many would find rolling around naked in a barrel full of drawing pins more fun than being around you.

The word "stiff-necked" comes to mind. You take your responsibilities very seriously and have very little patience for anyone who doesn't.

You can be incredibly demanding and critical, somewhat akin to a teacher who is also incredibly demanding and critical. Oh, and that's another thing. Your imagination is sorely lacking. So much so that it's virtually non-existent. Well, you have no time for creativity with all these rules to follow.

At least, your rigid values ensure that you're always honest... which means you have no qualms telling your wife that, yes, she really does look fat in that dress. Don't expect many relationships to last very long.

So far, we've established that you're bland, inflexible, offensive and no fun at all. Kind of like a bag of salt-lacking potato chips, a year past its expiry date, with a bold phrase insulting your mother printed on the front. But less fun.

I break trivial rules all the time, if I find them annoying. And I only take responsibilities seriously if I think they are worth taking seriously.

[Al B. Sure!]

Apt description of HC

Sounds a lot like you actually.

[Egbert]

My test result was...

Crackpot - INTJ

10% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 53% Judging



If I was KH, this result would inflate my ego.
If I was me, this result would deflate my ego.

[Al B. Sure!]

So high intuition means what? Like you're unscientific as ****?

[Al B. Sure!]

My test result was...

Crackpot - INTJ

10% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 53% Judging



If I was KH, this result would inflate my ego.
If I was me, this result would deflate my ego.

Pretty sure that's the serial killer type, braindead. Am I right?