Brutally Honest Personality Test

[Hauldren Collider]

Sounds a lot like you actually.

You really don't know me very well.

[Aeson]

So high intuition means what? Like you're unscientific as ****?

It means when a girl wants to **** you, you pick up on the vibe and **** her.

[Egbert]

Pretty sure that's the serial killer type, braindead. Am I right?

Dunno, it didn't say.

It said nothing about me hating on everyone so maybe not.

It said everyone hates me so maybe I should be all paranoid.
Is it paranoia if everyone really is against you?

[Egbert]

So high intuition means what? Like you're unscientific as ****?

It means what Aeson said.

[onodera]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 40% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly. Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now. On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up. I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound? *****************
Good thing I'm married

[Provost Harrison]

Same as KH...yet I don't seem to be a complete and utter bastard in reality though in my case

[Az]

I am a ***** - ENTP. Hey, everyone on Poly is *NT*. big shocker....

[KrazyHorse]

2 st, 1 nf, 5 nt

[dannubis]

INFP

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.
Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.
Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.
You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.
Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!
Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

[MOBIUS]

Clown- ESFP

53% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 47% Judging

Congratulations. You are the buffoon of society, the class clown, the general funny guy/gal. Your purpose on earth was to serve as entertainment for the rest of us sane ones. We're laughing with you and at you. Some people would kill to be as funny as you. Other would rather just kill you.

You're spontaneous, fun-loving and optimistic. You're all in all an idiot.

You wanna know why? It's because you would rather have fun than concentrate on your duties and obligations. You act before you think. You talk before you think. All in all, you don't think that much at all.

You did terribly at school, didn't you? You were the class clown. Paid no respect to the teachers or to your fellow students. Paid no attention to your school work. And look where you are now... starting to regret your decisions?

Get down to earth. Find a real job and start taking care of your responsibilities. Sure, people love you, but they don't love you because they like you. They love you because you make them laugh. They love you because they can always look at you and say "Well, at least I did better off than him or her!"

...but at least you're funny, right?

[dannubis]

So high intuition means what? Like you're unscientific as ****?

No it means you have good ability for synthesis, in most people a trait seen as intelligent.

[Provost Harrison]

Yours sounds more like me MOBIUS

[Imran Siddiqui]

Busy Body- ENFJ

80% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 80% Judging
You manipulative busybody! You're what some might call the "backseat driver" of life. You know, the one who knows exactly what everyone else is doing wrong and how they should go about fixing it. You're always trying to change everyone else.

The strange thing is, you can generally get whoever you want, to do whatever you want. What's that? You want me to stop insulting you...well, alright...but only because you asked so nic...WAIT A MINUTE!

Stop sticking your cumbersome nose where it aint't wanted. You're like an oversized sniffer dog, trained to sniff out everyone else's problems, yet oblivious to your own.

For one you worry excessively. The fact that you're also incredibly sensitive to criticism probably has you on the verge of tears right now. Get a grip.

You have powers of manipulation unlike any other. You know all the gossip and you know how to ultimately use it as blackmailing material.

You could potentially be the ultimate evil villain... if not for the fact you choose to use all of your powers for good, rather than evil. How honourable. How admirable and praiseworthy. How pathetic. While you're helping others out and pushing them into the limelight, you're left in the background to inhale the dirty smoke of their success. Nice one.

[MOBIUS]

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[MOBIUS]

Yours sounds more like me MOBIUS

Thing is, the older I get, the less I could give a ****...

I think I started as an INTP when I took the test as a young uptight ****.