Things that piss me off.

[Wezil]

Wind me up? You guys are the uptight *****es.

[Dr Strangelove]

Parents who reek of tobacco then complain that their baby is sick so often.

[Medex]

I'd prefer them to as well. The Marianas Trench, for instance.

Bon Voyage you dumb sacks of smelly flesh. Don't hold your breath.

[giblets]

I'd prefer them to as well. The Marianas Trench, for instance.



Those of us who don't share the addiction or desire to smell like the bottom of an ashtray, you mean.

Life is so hard

[Asher]

a person needs to announciate correct English.

Do you mean "annunciate English correctly"?

[Dauphin]

He may have done, but it's more likely he meant enunciate.

[Tupac Shakur]

I love them all but I have to side with my Scottish grandmother (who truth be told lots of people found a *****) that a person needs to announciate correct English.

Quoted for posterity.

Do you mean "annunciate English correctly"?

He may have done, but it's more likely he meant enunciate.

[PLATO]

[Asher]

Well, at least annunciate is a word.

[MOBIUS]

Smokers would prefer to light up elsewhere.

You whiners put us there.

All smokers should be instantly put to death. Hey you're already trying to kill yourselves so let's just speed up the process!

The majority of smokers are actually c*nts anyway...

[SlowwHand]

I take it you're a smoker?


Drivers who don't use turn signals...because they're rummaging around in their warsh?

[Lorizael]

announciate

[N35t0r]

Dumb ****s who honk, switch lanes by ramming their cars, and other stupid **** when there's a jam due to an accident, and then drive through the accident at 20kph because they're looking at it (taking pictures, even).

[MikeH]

My mother used to do the same damn thing and I found it so god damned peasant like. She'd say "I'm going to warsh the clothes"; her sisters did the same thing and so did their father (my grandfather who was an otherwise highly accomplished man). I love them all but I have to side with my Scottish grandmother (who truth be told lots of people found a *****) that a person needs to announciate correct English. I know that both of my father's parents worked hard to over come their, rather attrocious, Scottish accents in order to speak gramatically correct English. They considered it a sign of proper education to speak in the King's English (well, Queen's now but King's then).

People who can't spell enunciate really piss me off.

I hope you don't pronounce it "announce-iate"

[Egbert]

All smokers should be instantly put to death. Hey you're already trying to kill yourselves so let's just speed up the process!

The majority of smokers are actually c*nts anyway...

Are you still smoking a pack a day?