Things that piss me off.

[SlowwHand]

Bullies piss me off. Whether bullying weaker people or animals, I won't stand by.

[Dr Strangelove]

Well, at least annunciate is a word.

I didn't know you were Catholic!! Well, dang, let's git BK back here and the two of you can just eat His flesh and drink His blood all day long.

[molly bloom]

Wind me up? You guys are the uptight *****es.

It's so predictable. I said to myself when you replied- 'Bet he uses a Bill Hicks' quote or posts a video'. And look- you have.

As for me being uptight- not as much as someone who hasn't fulfilled their nicotine quota for the day. I love to watch 'em get sweaty and irritable, desperate to rush outside to suck down their fix, cough up some discoloured phlegm and show just how attractive addiction is.

Then come back inside and share that dreamy odour of stale tobacco with everyone else in the room. ...

[Fake Boris]

Parents who reek of tobacco then complain that their baby is sick so often.

My mom smoked more than a pack a day. I was especially healthy as a child.

[The Mad Monk]

You all should be defenestrated.

[Uncle Sparky]

My mom smoked more than a pack a day. I was especially healthy as a child.

You grew up in Quebec prior to the '80s. Your mother was a light smoker for the day.

[MOBIUS]

Are you still smoking a pack a day?

You're so slow you're slower than that Texas tw@t when it comes to coming up with the same feeble comment. Yes, obviously I smoke!

[molly bloom]

My mom smoked more than a pack a day. I was especially healthy as a child.

I grew up with several adults who smoked non-filtered cigarettes. My father smoked a variety called 'Capstan Full Strength'. Others in my family smoked filtered cigarettes. If you were working class and didn't smoke cigarettes you seemed to be in a minority. My brother developed asthma and bronchitis.

Having to listen to the adult broncho-phlegm chorus every winter and also having to endure trips to the seaside in a car filling with cigarette smoke, were more than enough to prevent me ever wanting to smoke. Or share an office with smokers. Or a club. Or a theatre. Or a cinema.

[Provost Harrison]

My mate had to fly to South Africa through Dubai airport, and the Arabs had put your kind into hermetically (I hope) sealed transparent plastic rooms.

They do that in Frankfurt Airport too. From my perspective, they are transparent training coffins for smokers

[Spaced Cowboy]

Hmm... I flew through the Frankfurt airport in 04 they were still smoking in the aisles. Struck me as strange considering the US had banned it in airports for years prior. Shanghai and Hong Kong have smoking rooms.

[Thoth]

All smokers should be instantly put to death. Hey you're already trying to kill yourselves so let's just speed up the process!

The majority of smokers are actually c*nts anyway...

Where's the upraised middle finger smilie when you need it?

I grew up with several adults who smoked non-filtered cigarettes. My father smoked a variety called 'Capstan Full Strength'. Others in my family smoked filtered cigarettes. If you were working class and didn't smoke cigarettes you seemed to be in a minority. My brother developed asthma and bronchitis.

Bah. Pre-rolled smokes are for pussies.

I've been rolling my own for 25 years.

if newt played hockey he wouldn't be a goon
he'd be a nancy-pants euro trash like ulf samuelsson
and then tie domi would punch him in the face

Where's Wendel Clark when you need him?

[onodera]

Bah. Pre-rolled smokes are for pussies.

I've been rolling my own for 25 years.

Have you had much trouble with cops jumping to wrong conclusions?

[Thoth]

Have you had much trouble with cops jumping to wrong conclusions?

Oddly enough, no. I've walked past many a police cruiser while smoking a DIY smoke....never been hassled.

[Provost Harrison]

Hmm... I flew through the Frankfurt airport in 04 they were still smoking in the aisles. Struck me as strange considering the US had banned it in airports for years prior. Shanghai and Hong Kong have smoking rooms.

Hmmm...I flew through there on Thursday.