Things that piss me off.

[Dinner]

It pisses me off when I hear people like Newt Gingrich say "Warshington". There is no ****ing "R" in the name of that city, you ****ing goon.

[Wezil]

People that have conversations while standing in doorways.

[Dinner]

My mother used to do the same damn thing and I found it so god damned peasant like. She'd say "I'm going to warsh the clothes"; her sisters did the same thing and so did their father (my grandfather who was an otherwise highly accomplished man). I love them all but I have to side with my Scottish grandmother (who truth be told lots of people found a *****) that a person needs to announciate correct English. I know that both of my father's parents worked hard to over come their, rather attrocious, Scottish accents in order to speak gramatically correct English. They considered it a sign of proper education to speak in the King's English (well, Queen's now but King's then).

[Wezil]

My dad would tell me to "Warsh that in the zink".

[Sava]

if newt played hockey he wouldn't be a goon
he'd be a nancy-pants euro trash like ulf samuelsson
and then tie domi would punch him in the face

[PLATO]

People that have conversations while standing in doorways.

This one irritates the hell out of me too...particularly if they are talking about "warshing" anything. How the hell did those "r"s get in there?

[Sava]

I say warsh on purpose sometimes
it's less obnoxious than my fake italian/russian/serbian/english/french accents

[Uncle Sparky]

People that have conversations while standing in doorways.

People who texting on escalator, step off at the platform & just stand there! You have to tell them to move, as the person behind you is pushing you, and your carrying you warshing!

[LilyRose]

cops on the phone while driving

[molly bloom]

People who texting on escalator, step off at the platform & just stand there! !

Nicotine addicts who decide that it's okay to light up in the same place and let match smoke and cigarette smoke blow back in your face while their shuddering chemically deprived stale tobacco reeking bodies are blocking your exit.

I'm not fond of cigarettes either.

[Wezil]

Smokers would prefer to light up elsewhere.

You whiners put us there.

[onodera]

Smokers would prefer to light up elsewhere.

You whiners put us there.

My mate had to fly to South Africa through Dubai airport, and the Arabs had put your kind into hermetically (I hope) sealed transparent plastic rooms.

[molly bloom]

Smokers would prefer to light up elsewhere.

I'd prefer them to as well. The Marianas Trench, for instance.

You whiners put us there.

Those of us who don't share the addiction or desire to smell like the bottom of an ashtray, you mean.

[Wezil]

onodera - I can deal with that. It has the added bonus of making me smell smokier so I can piss of the Molly's of the world when I leave the room.

Molly - Life sucks. Buy a helmet.

[molly bloom]

Molly - Life sucks. Buy a helmet.

I'd rather wind up nicotine addicts. They get so tetchy and irritable when they haven't had a coffin nail for a couple of hours...