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  • #1

    How long do I have to live?

    Just got test results in the mail from my doctor.

    Cholesterol: 259
    Triglycerides: 254
    HDL: 40
    LDL: 168
    TSH: 2.92

    I have a family history of heart disease, too.

    Am I going to die? Should I start popping pills? Should I go on some crazy diet? Apolyton, my life is in your hands.
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  • #2
    cut way down on animal protein or go veggie

    according to the doc I was reading, even heart disease can be reversible with proper diet

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    • #3
      Not to worry, just do what the doc tells you to do, exercise and pills mainly. He'll be more concerned with seeing you every three months for more tests
      (aka money in his pocket) and more pills (the kind the reps like him to give).
      We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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      • #4
        Cut out animals and vegetables.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          Yer ded soon.

          I can has ur muney pls?

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          • #6
            I know you have me on ignore so this won't give you a heart attack but the fact is that you could die today even if you decided to change your lifestyle.

            btw, if anyone quotes me I don't take responsibility.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Thoth View Post
              Yer ded soon.

              I can has ur muney pls?

              Sure, you can have my -$5,000.
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              • #8
                You don't take responsibility for what you post?
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  How long do I have to live?


                  I wouldn't start watching that Deadwood boxed set if I were you.
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                  • #10
                    Guynemer, what would be considered healthy numbers for all of those?
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                    • #11
                      After looking at this website it looks like your numbers are bad.

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                      • #12
                        I'd say exercise a lot more and cut down on the empty carbs.

                        Good luck.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          Exercise.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

                            Am I going to die?
                            Certainly. Are you stupid? Do you not know about the cycle of life? Have your head buried in the sand? You have? Just leave it there. That's where the rest of you will be....eventually.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                            • #15
                              whats your current diet? i'd like to know what foods produced those numbers

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