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Why wasn't this boring thread about sports statistics posted in the Sports subforum? 
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Because its Alby.
On that note, does anyone find it weird that a self-professed atheist is acting like he's having some sort of religious awe on the Denver QB?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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This is bigger than sports! This is a popular culture phenomenon!Originally posted by gribbler View PostWhy wasn't this boring thread about sports statistics posted in the Sports subforum?
This is about the Bible predicting the coming of Tebow!!!!"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I can't find the posts I made in the sports forum where I took King James verses and changed them to be football relevant. Damnit.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
Our Tebow who art in Denver,
hallowed be your game,
your wins do come,
your will be done,
on turf and on grass.
Give us today our daily win.
Forgive us our questions
as we forgive those who doubt you.
Save us from losses
and deliver us from evil haters.
For the NFL, the wins, and the glory are yours
now and for ever.
Amen.
When it's Eli(te) Montana and The Mile High Messiah in the Super Bowl, I will
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I still think Octopus Paul was the more interesting prophet."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Comment
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Got them!
Well, until Tebow starts parting defenses like Moses did the Red Sea and beating teams like Jesus did the devil.Can you picture Tebow throwing a long TD pass to Lloyd at Arrowhead and as the ball leaves his hands, he utters, "And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the Chiefs."
Holy ****. Tebow ducking away from the blitz, making DE's miss and fall, and coolly reciting, "For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”
He'll truck into the endzone, bringing linebackers to their knees while shouting, "And I will punish the world for their evil and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease and will lay low."
When asked by a reporter what he thinks of San Diego, "Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city"
Post-game press conference after playing Oakland, he will mount the podium and say, "Oakland is fallen, is fallen, that great city"
Holy ****. Tebow
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Paul was an octopus? Weren't Peter and Andrew fishermen?Originally posted by Thorn View PostThere's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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No silly Octopus Paul, in germany. Although Paul did seem to have a leg fetish."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Comment
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atheists loseOriginally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Verily, I say unto thee, "Absolutely".Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View PostLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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We all know I've been riding Tebow's jock for years now. Sloww said I must be on drugs because I said Tebow will be better than Bradford way back when.
Got to rep my virgin brother
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I don't know that I said that, but I wouldn't be particularly surprised . I never touted Bradford at all though.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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July 2010:Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
Me:You:watch Tebow become far better of a QB than Bradford.The Tebow observation makes me think you got some of that codeine.
Boy am I eating crow right now over that Matt Stafford, though. The Sanchize needs to show something next year or I'll never be the next Mel Kiper
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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