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was born today at 2:45 in the morning after a ridiculously fast delivery that thankfully came with no complications whatever. He's almost exactly eight pounds (3650 grams), and 54 cm long, which translates to 21 and a quarter inches.
We named him Lazarus Maximus, ostensibly because it's a good Orthodox name. Of course, you all know that's rubbish, and he's really named after a Polytubby and the dude from Gladiator. But my wife went for it, after I tried and failed to convince her that there was an archangel named "Lorizael." It was worth a shot, but that made her so cranky that I didn't even try to tell her about the exploits of Ss. Guynemer and Felch, missionaries to Vault 13.
So, yeah. I have a kid. Yay!
We named him Lazarus Maximus, ostensibly because it's a good Orthodox name. Of course, you all know that's rubbish, and he's really named after a Polytubby and the dude from Gladiator. But my wife went for it, after I tried and failed to convince her that there was an archangel named "Lorizael." It was worth a shot, but that made her so cranky that I didn't even try to tell her about the exploits of Ss. Guynemer and Felch, missionaries to Vault 13.
So, yeah. I have a kid. Yay!
*runs*
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