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    was born today at 2:45 in the morning after a ridiculously fast delivery that thankfully came with no complications whatever. He's almost exactly eight pounds (3650 grams), and 54 cm long, which translates to 21 and a quarter inches.

    We named him Lazarus Maximus, ostensibly because it's a good Orthodox name. Of course, you all know that's rubbish, and he's really named after a Polytubby and the dude from Gladiator. But my wife went for it, after I tried and failed to convince her that there was an archangel named "Lorizael." It was worth a shot, but that made her so cranky that I didn't even try to tell her about the exploits of Ss. Guynemer and Felch, missionaries to Vault 13.

    So, yeah. I have a kid. Yay!
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  • #2
    Congrats!
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    • #3
      Awesome! Congratulations!
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Let's hope this isn't false whitness again *runs*
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        • #5
          Well Done. Good luck.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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          • #6
            Actually watching Gladiator right now. Kizmet.


            Sincere and hearty congrats to you, mon ami. I deal with many, many parents, obviously; I am reasonably certain that you are going to be an exceptional one.


            And hooray! No cloaca!
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #7
              Congrats. Enjoy the next six months of getting two hours of sleep per night.
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              • #8
                Excellent news. Congratulations to you and the little lady.


                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Congrats to you and the wife. Enjoy the ride.
                  "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                  • #10
                    I hope you take this the right way, Elok.

                    He already enjoyed the ride. That's how they have a baby.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Congratulations
                      Are these weight and height numbers below average, average or above average?
                      And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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                      • #12
                        OK. Enjoy the memory of the ride.
                        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                        • #13
                          Congratulations. I look forward to the revelation that you've really named him Barry.
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Supr49er View Post
                            Congratulations
                            Are these weight and height numbers below average, average or above average?
                            Slightly above average; educated guesstimate, I'd say around 60th-65th percentile, off the top of my head.

                            Depends on how far along Femlok was, of course.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #15
                              Congratulations.

                              Remember, if the baby goes a few hours without pooping, it could be signs of a serious problem, and you should totally call up your doctor in the middle of the night to let him know.

                              I don't know why Guy forgot to mention that.
                              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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