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By, God! You're correct once again!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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/squintyeyesOriginally posted by Felch View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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When is the thing getting baptized?Comment
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They don't baptize the whole infant? Just his thing? What religion is this again?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Catholics generally wait some months before baptizing the babyI need a foot massageComment
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There's going to be a circumcision right? Right? RIGHT?!"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Hell, no. "Congrats, kid, you just got forcibly extruded through an impossibly tight tube over the process of several hours. Now we're going to lop off a bit of your weiner too. The lesson we're going for here is that life is pain."
Circumcision only ever made sense for the Jews, insofar as the pointless misery prepared them for their lifetimes of second-class citizenship.Comment
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Eww foreskin remaining on the penis. That's un-American."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Congrats!!!Even a fool is thought wise if he remains silent.Comment
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Congratulations Elok
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Congratulations to the Random Stranger from the Internet!Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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congrats
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Congrats
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven WeinbergComment
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Congratulations, Elok. You'll be a terrific dad for sure.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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