Pros and Cons of Proving God Exists?

[Elok]

A false witness like that is the worse sin.

There's a complex psychology at work here. See, Kid knows, deep inside, that his Serengeti Betty isn't really happy, even when he does the thing with the peanut butter. But he doesn't want to give up what he has, so he gets angry at me for objecting. But there's another layer to it as well; by talking about "false witness," he's unconsciously punishing himself for denying his own feelings. Love is a many-splendored, or sometimes many-spotted, thing.

[Elok]

It's bizarre that he wouldn't put Elok (The Worst Person In The World) on his ignore list, unless he just enjoys reminding Elok that he's The Worst Person In The World

He needs me to be a conscience to his tortured soul. He hates me, but I'm all that's keeping him human against the otherwise-irresistible lure of the frolicking savannah.

[loinburger]

A giraffe's tongue is twenty inches long and prehensile, which means that Kid is well on his way to being the next Goatse Guy

[Aeson]

This thread has provided ample proof that the cons outweigh the pros.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I may have mentioned this before, but I have strong suspicions that if someone were to a be a Christian fundy troll, they'd act EXACTLY like Kidicious has.

Which makes me wonder when Kid "reveals" that he's been a commie all along and has "proven" that Christianity is ridiculous.

[Kidlicious]

Um ... you're the one who says stuff like God doesn't make rules, not me.

[Elok]

As opposed to "accusing someone of screwing an animal is somehow worse than ACTUALLY VIOLATING AN ANIMAL." Of course, you have something of a personal bias on that particular question...

[Kidlicious]

Yeah, you might sing a different tune if the shoe were on the other foot.

[Elok]

What, if I were a "friend of Geoffrey" too? No doubt, but thankfully I'm not.

[Kidlicious]

Hitler didn't think killing the Jews was a sin either. You're sick dude.

[Elok]

That Hitler mention seems to be totally unrelated, unless you're implying that all the animals are "Jew-raffes." I rather doubt it, if only because you can't fit a yarmulke over those little horns. And if anything makes a fella ritually unclean, it's...er, let's just call it "Saturdays at Kid's," shall we?

[Kidlicious]

Imran ACTUALLY said that I was a troll trying to show that christianity is ridiculous. Wow!

[Kidlicious]

What that is is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!

[Elok]

Your megalomania/atrociously poor grasp of theology is beside the point. While I've been saying a lot about you recently, I've neglected the larger picture. Did you know that "sex girafficking," as it's known, kills hundreds of animals each year, to say nothing of all the broken, gigantic, twenty-five-pound hearts?

[Kidlicious]

You're lying about the Holy Spirit. That's blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.