Dinner with Friends

[MikeH]

I'd invite 10 copies of myself.

Scratch that; 9 copies and NPH

It's dinner not an orgy.

[molly bloom]

Geoffrey Chaucer
The captain of the Mary Celeste
Lord Lucan
Cleopatra
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Marilyn Monroe
Belisarius
Jon Erik Hexum
Davy Graham
Bessie Smith

[molly bloom]

Just her parents? Maddy can stay in bed. She'll be fine.

And the bad taste award so far goes to....


I still tittered. I'm going to hell.

[Tupac Shakur]

I'd invite 10 copies of myself.

Scratch that; 9 copies and NPH

Gayest dinner ever!

[rah]

i'd probably go half sports superstars like Tiger, MJ, Kobe, A-Rod (all who have had trouble getting caught with women on the side) and the other half, top of the line hookers.
I think the entertainment value would be quite high.

[The Mad Monk]

Continue living in your Norman Rockwell paintings, Guy.

The Golden Rule


The Problem We All Live With


Southern Justice (Murder In Mississippi)

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

It's amazing how I have never heard of any of those people except for Errol Flynn. And I only know who Flynn is from a Jay-Z song reference.

Good. I've never really approved of education for the working classes.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The captain of the Mary Celeste

Oooooo. Good choice. I approve.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I already posted in this thread.


I'll bring together all those who have had armies kill hundreds of thousands, if not millions, in their name:

1. Tamerlane
2. Genghis Khan
3. Attila
4. Hitler
5. Stalin
6. Mao
7. Jesus

See, the problem with this selection is that 6 of your 7 are fanatically autocratic tyrants. This means that the seating arrangements wouldn't work. They'd all claim all of the seats for themselves and attempt to annex each other's table spaces. They'd all declare war on each other and start ordering the only born obsequious servant in the room (Albie) to execute the others. Albie, being born to follow orders, would get confused by the contradictory instructions and have himself summarily executed for failing to obey direct orders. And Jesus would get ignored in a corner, pontificating sadly.

[alva]

I looked up half of them. English. People with relevance 40 freaking years ago. No wonder. I have no embarrassment for not knowing who they are. A different culture and time with no relevance to my generation.

# Talking 'bout my g..g...g...g...g...generation... #

[The Mad Monk]

Alby: Who is that?

alva: yes.

Albie: That's Yes?

alva: no, Who

Albie: Who?

alva: Yes.

[Flubber]

It's dinner not an orgy.

Really

because I was thinking (all in their heyday!!)

Ginger Lynn Allen
Tori Welles
Jenna Jameson
Sasha Grey
etc etc

with the thought that if enough wine flowed that perhaps one or two of them would choose to give me a true experience-- In case that doesn'y work-- limit it to 8 pornstars and pick two of the homlier genius or historical figures that all the rest of you are picking

[MikeH]

[molly bloom]

# Talking 'bout my g..g...g...g...g...generation... #

He wouldn't get that either.

A different culture and time with no relevance to my generation.

Ah, the Know Nothing approach to culture, history and civilization.

Aren't we lucky the Caliphate, Roger II and Renaissance Italy (amongst others) didn't take that view ?

[molly bloom]

Oooooo. Good choice. I approve.

I really, really want to know what the hell happened.

Oh, and if Lord Lucan is bumped off by Cleopatra, Bessie Smith or Eleanor of Aquitaine between courses, then bring on Spring Heeled Jack as substitute.