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    This thread is borrowed from a concept I heard about on Something Awful. The rules are simple: suppose you can invite any ten people, living or dead, to dinner (with the understanding that they would be genuinely living at the dinner, capable of speaking English, provided with relevant knowledge beforehand, etc.). Whom would you invite?

    I'm excluding Jesus from this list for a variety of reasons, mostly because His presence would seem to make the other nine somewhat superfluous--like Superman and the rest of the Justice League, what the dickens does he need them for? If you want to include Him, that's your call. Anyway, my ten, at the moment and in no particular order:

    1. C.S. Lewis
    2. Fyodor Dostoevsky
    3. Charlie Chaplin
    4. Albert Einstein
    5. William Shakespeare
    6. Voltaire
    7. Mark Twain
    8. Gautama Buddha
    9. Jonathan Swift
    10. Socrates

    I'll probably change my mind about some of those, and yes, I'm aware that such a lineup would probably result in fistfights before we got past the appetizer. The conversation would at least not be boring.

    Oh, and no definitely fictional people here. If you want to list someone who may or may not have existed, e.g. Ragnar Lodbrok if for some reason you wanted him, I suppose I'd allow it, but no putting Peter Parker on there.

    EDIT: I was planning to include Swift, but then forgot about him when it came time to compose the list. He bumps Marcus Aurelius. Thanks to Felch for reminding me.
    Last edited by Elok; December 3, 2011, 09:26.
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    i suspect most of those on your list would not be particularly good table mates. nobody ever got famous for being mediocre, and as such it takes a good dosage of eccentricity to accomplish great feats (leading to being included on your list). take for example newton - genius, but major dickhead.

    i´d skip the famous lot, cram some dinner at BK, and get drunk with real friends. much more fun.

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    • #3
      1. Stephen fry
      2 Carl Sagan
      3. Christopher Hitchens
      4. Richard Feynman
      5. Bill Hicks
      6. David Attenborough
      7. Bertrand Russel
      8. Neil deGrasse Tyson
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • #4
        Maddy McCann and her parents for three

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        • #5
          1. J.R.R. Tolkien
          2. C.S. Lewis
          3. George Jung
          4. Zylka
          5. Richard Feynman
          6. James Maxwell
          7. Juvenal
          8. Jonathan Swift
          9. Michael Collins (the Irish rebel)
          10. Michael Collins (Apollo 11's third man)

          I want everybody to have somebody to talk to, when they're not talking to me. Tolkien and Lewis were already friends, so that's easy. George Jung was a cocaine smuggler, and Zylka is Zylka. Feynman and Maxwell could bond over being awesome physicists. Swift and Juvenal over being archetypal satirists. And the two Michael Collins, Irish rebel and astronaut alike, could bond over having the same name.
          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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          • #6
            This thread is borrowed from a concept I heard about on Something Awful.


            It's much older than that, trust me.

            I'm excluding Jesus from this list for a variety of reasons, mostly because His presence would seem to make the other nine somewhat superfluous--like Superman and the rest of the Justice League, what the dickens does he need them for? If you want to include Him, that's your call.


            I was thinking of including him but I am a decent host, so... For some reason, I don't think he'd end up leaving, feeling like superman though.Just a hunch.

            Oh, and no definitely fictional people here


            Yeah, that too, sorry...
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7
              1 Wyatt Earp
              2 Doc Holliday
              3 Morgan Earp
              4 Virgil Earp
              5 Ike Clanton
              6 Billy Claiborne
              7 Billy Clanton
              8 Tom McLaury
              9 Frank McLaury
              10 [Poly Poster]

              (I would of course find myself tied up in traffic and miss the dinner.)

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              • #8
                Val Kilmer's portrayal of Doc Holiday won me over to him.
                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                • #9
                  Sybil.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    1. Mao Zedong
                    2. Hideki Tojo
                    3. George Bush
                    4. Saddam Hussein
                    5. Thomas Edison
                    6. Nickola Tesla
                    7. Milton Friedman
                    8. John Keynes
                    9. David Letterman
                    10. Jay Leno
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                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      I'll bring together all those who have had armies kill hundreds of thousands, if not millions, in their name:

                      1. Tamerlane
                      2. Genghis Khan
                      3. Attila
                      4. Hitler
                      5. Stalin
                      6. Mao
                      7. Jesus
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                        Sybil.

                        ACK!
                        Her case, if not Dissociative Identity Disorder in general, was the result of a careless psychologist "feeding" ideas to her patient, then having the patient act on them.
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                        • #13
                          Dinner With Fiends

                          1. Abaddon
                          2. Lucifer
                          3. Pazuzu
                          4. Surgat
                          5. Choronzon
                          6. Iblis
                          7. Baal
                          8. Demogorgon
                          9. Orcus
                          10. Gaki
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                          • #14
                            Yeeeeeaahhhh, I should have specified "humans only" too...
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                            • #15
                              I tweaked the thread title - I just didn't think the new title merited a new thread
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