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Zobi la mouche !
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Sure thing, Adam Smith Jr. How about the 'Jesus was a pacifist' bull**** instead ?
Zobi la mouche !Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915 -
Oh surely not. What would your own personal Jesus say or do ?Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
Erm, the newly discovered 'Gospel According to Kidicious' was retrieved from the depths of a midden made up of discarded Communist texts (unread), Oreo wrappers and empty Kool Aid cartons.
Made up of fragments, some smeared with what appears to be human faecal matter, Jesus is depicted in his hitherto little known role as an ancient Hebrew investment banker and sword carrying Zealot, or member of the Sicarii, and says amongst other things:
'F**k that Pilate c**t, I'm getting mediaeval on his tight white Roman ass!'Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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When the prophet Elisha was going up to Bethel he was jeered by some youths. He called down curses from heaven in the name of the Lord and the youths were mauled by bears.
Fear the Lord.
Last edited by Kidlicious; November 29, 2011, 06:22.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Boo hoo, I'm so scared of divine retribution, I shat my pants. Just consider what a big scaredy cat that Elisha was. Some kids call him names, so he gets big bully god to mutilate them with bears.Originally posted by Kidicious View PostWhen the prophet Elisha was going up to Bethel he was jeered by some youths. He called down curses from heaven in the name of the Lord and the youths were mauled by bears.
Fear the Lord.
Yeah, that seems a fair deal.
C'est pas la mer a boire...Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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It was fair. People get what they deserve.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostWhen the prophet Elisha was going up to Bethel he was jeered by some youths. He called down curses from heaven in the name of the Lord and the youths were mauled by bears.
Fear the Lord.
I've never before seen somebody un-ironically praise God's mauling of children. Does this mean that you still support the death penalty (with no minimum age) for those who mock another's baldness? The alternative is that you believe that God's law is not timeless.Originally posted by Kidicious View Post<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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Oh my. Better start repenting now, O potty mouthed bearer of false witness.Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
Choo choo cha boogie.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Swearing isn't sin. Talking about God the way you do, certainly is.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Are you seriously supporting the death penalty for the simple act of jeering?It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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I'll try to live with it. Or die trying and be damned !Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
Aren't you meant to be ignoring me ?
the moyles and moyles of it, moananoaning, makes me seasilt saltsick and I rush, my only, into your arms. I see them
rising! Save me from those therrble prongs!Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Kid, my girlfriend regularly makes fun of my baldness but I've never considered cursing her before. Do I need to convert to Christianity/Judaism to gain the power of bear-mauling?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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And Lorizael said to his girlfriend, Behold, Esau my brother is an hairy man, and I am a smooth man: and lo, a bear did smite her.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostVive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Oerdin is out of this thread, don't channel him.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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No good youth ever grew up to be an evil man or was ever harmed by God.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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1 Samuel 15Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
1. Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD.
2. Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
3. Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
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