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On Jury Duty, but how can I get the plaintiff's number?
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Next time court is in session, drop your pants and wave your willy in her face.
This works 1000% of the time.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure
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Albert,
If you must. You have her name and know how to contact her on facebook. I would wait a good amount of time after the case and attempt to contact her by requesting to be facebook friends if I just had to contact her. If you decide to contact her be delicate about the situation. Make it into a coincidence and tell her that you happened to have the same friends also make sure that you wait long enough to the point where a reasonable person would believe that your contacting her had nothing to do with the case. How long is that? you decide.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
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Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Originally posted by notyoueither View PostYeah. Good advice. Lay the foundation of any potential relationship over lies of ommission. That will work every time!What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
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Al. Don't do anything. Wait a fortnight after a trial, and then pm her on facebook with "what a coincidence! I've just been reviewing my friend list and noticed you in X's friend list! Aren't you the hot plaintiff from that case where I was a juror? It's been my first time, but I think you were amazing."Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
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Originally posted by onodera View PostAl. Don't do anything. Wait a fortnight after a trial, and then pm her on facebook with "what a coincidence! I've just been reviewing my friend list and noticed you in X's friend list! Aren't you the hot plaintiff from that case where I was a juror? It's been my first time, but I think you were amazing.""Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI hate the way you all suggest I speak to women. I would sound like a ****ing dumbass if I talked like that.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>
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