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  • #76
    On Jury Duty, but how can I get the plaintiff's number?
    wtf lol
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    • #77
      Next time court is in session, drop your pants and wave your willy in her face.

      This works 1000% of the time.
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      • #78
        Originally posted by Aeson View Post
        This is a woman who has shown that she is willing to take someone to court... you are asking how to stalk her... this is an awesome idea

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        • #79
          Albert,
          If you must. You have her name and know how to contact her on facebook. I would wait a good amount of time after the case and attempt to contact her by requesting to be facebook friends if I just had to contact her. If you decide to contact her be delicate about the situation. Make it into a coincidence and tell her that you happened to have the same friends also make sure that you wait long enough to the point where a reasonable person would believe that your contacting her had nothing to do with the case. How long is that? you decide.
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          What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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          • #80
            Yeah. Good advice. Lay the foundation of any potential relationship over lies of ommission. That will work every time!
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            • #81
              A juror was jailed for 8 months here for contacting the defendant.

              Facebook juror jailed for eight months
              http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jun/16/facebook-juror-jailed-for-eight-months
              Joanne Fraill pleaded guilty to contempt of court after contacting defendant, causing multimillion-pound drugs trial to collapse. By Jason Deans


              Good luck in Sing Sing.
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              • #82
                Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
                Yeah. Good advice. Lay the foundation of any potential relationship over lies of ommission. That will work every time!
                What ommission. He noticed that she was the plaintiff in the case he was one of the jurors and that they have the same facebook friends. What was omitted? He does not have to tell her when and what he thinks about when he jacks off or when he takes a ****.
                What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                • #83
                  Al, you're not actually going to do this crazy **** are you?

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                  • #84
                    Al. Don't do anything. Wait a fortnight after a trial, and then pm her on facebook with "what a coincidence! I've just been reviewing my friend list and noticed you in X's friend list! Aren't you the hot plaintiff from that case where I was a juror? It's been my first time, but I think you were amazing."
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                    • #85
                      This is the most disturbing thing I have heard these past three days.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by onodera View Post
                        Al. Don't do anything. Wait a fortnight after a trial, and then pm her on facebook with "what a coincidence! I've just been reviewing my friend list and noticed you in X's friend list! Aren't you the hot plaintiff from that case where I was a juror? It's been my first time, but I think you were amazing."
                        I hate the way you all suggest I speak to women. I would sound like a ****ing dumbass if I talked like that.
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                        • #87
                          I think Alpie is playing dumb.
                          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            I hate the way you all suggest I speak to women. I would sound like a ****ing dumbass if I talked like that.
                            At least you won't have to worry about bleeding anusses in jail dumbass.
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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              I hate the way you all suggest I speak to women. I would sound like a ****ing dumbass if I talked like that.
                              It's possible that the many non-virgins giving you advice are somewhat less clueless about this than you are
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                              • #90
                                Albert, Albert, Albert. I go away for an evening and this happens? What are we supposed to do with you?
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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