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  • #76
    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
    The Book of Job is a Persian fairy tale. Too bad Nicean council preceded the Brothers Grimm.
    No dummy. There are similar stories. It's not the same one.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #77
      Also, I don't wear a cover on my head in church. It's my opinion that washing the feet of the saints is a commandment, but I haven't done it. It's not an excuse, but I would have to go to a specific church to wah people's feet. I've chosen not to do that. But I shouldn't excuse myself because I'm sinning just like most christians. (and yes I know people say that's a jewish thing, but I call that liberal.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #78
        Why would you wear a cover on your head? Are you a woman? Didn't know that.

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        • #79
          Learn to read
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #80
            I thought it was implied in your post that it was something you should do, but don't do. You immediately followed up with mentioning that you think you should wash feet, but you don't do it.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by gribbler View Post
              I thought it was implied in your post that it was something you should do, but don't do. You immediately followed up with mentioning that you think you should wash feet, but you don't do it.
              Oh ok. No, I don't wear hats in church because it says in the bible that it's forbidden. I believe that women should cover their heads, but I don't expect then to. I just think it's a sin, and should be reckognized as one.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                Sava, how much pot do you have to smoke to think of so much crap. You and Berzerker should get together and get stoned and talk about this.
                Pot came to me naturally because I thought like this before.

                But because my brain is creating this entire experience via a highly filtered input system, everything I think is biased by the lie of the world.

                Also, there is of course the whole "humans are wrong about everything" principle. I'm a human and therefore wrong.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                  You're free, of course, to interpret the Bible. I don't understand your position that you can dismiss parts you don't like. Also, if you dismiss parts or interpret parts incorrectly then you may become guiltyy of blasphemy against the holy spirit, the worst sin.

                  This is a good place to talk about liberally interpreting the bible. Maybe you can tell me, why a person would do that, beyond just saying that's what I believe, because you must have made a decision that interpreting the bible liberally is ok, and there are warnings in the bible.
                  Everyone interprets the Bible. Yes, even the fundamentalists. Because the Bible isn't exactly clear cut in a lot of places and we have to interpret it just to understand what it is getting at and then, we have to interpret it to apply it to modern times.

                  And no one is dismissing anything - unless you are referring to reading the Bible in the context of when it was written, for whom, and for what purpose. In which case you are actually working with the text and struggling with it in order to find the meaning as it applies to our lives. That is actually taking the Bible seriously rather than, IMO, mocking the text by treating it like an instruction manual, which it was never intended to be.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                    Everyone interprets the Bible. Yes, even the fundamentalists. Because the Bible isn't exactly clear cut in a lot of places and we have to interpret it just to understand what it is getting at and then, we have to interpret it to apply it to modern times.

                    And no one is dismissing anything - unless you are referring to reading the Bible in the context of when it was written, for whom, and for what purpose. In which case you are actually working with the text and struggling with it in order to find the meaning as it applies to our lives. That is actually taking the Bible seriously rather than, IMO, mocking the text by treating it like an instruction manual, which it was never intended to be.
                    Of course everyone interprets tghe bible, but not eve rf yone interprets it correctly, and it must be interpreted correctly. That's the reason for a conservative approach.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #85
                      I need a manual for all those sects. What's the difference between baptists, methodists, presbyterians and what not? They're all branching off from the protestants right?
                      "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                      "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                      • #86
                        A nice handy table:



                        JM
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                        • #87
                          The baptists were radical reformers, but they've influenced other denominations. Many baptists don't get offended if you call them protestants.

                          I don't know what the first protestant church is (Anglican maybe). Methodism branched off of the Anglican church.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                            Of course everyone interprets tghe bible, but not eve rf yone interprets it correctly, and it must be interpreted correctly. That's the reason for a conservative approach.
                            "Correctly" is in the eye of the beholder. I think the "conservative" approach is dead wrong in Bible interpretation (of course that depends on what the conservative approach actually is - as a lot of a conservatives are against Higher Criticism methods of interpretation or against looking at the context at all). Of course that doesn't mean that I am final authority. The conversation about how to treat the Scriptures should help us decifer it for each of us.

                            Also I believe in the continual revelation of God's will through the workings of the Holy Spirit. Which tends to mean I'm not a Bibliolater.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                              I don't know what the first protestant church is (Anglican maybe).
                              Um... Lutheranism, for obvious reasons . Reformed Churches (following the teachings of John Calvin) came shortly after.
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #90
                                Surely it should be no sects before marriage!?

                                I think that would solve a lot of the world's problems...
                                Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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