The Pinnacle of Pettiness

[Elok]

Repeatedly? It was like once.

No, it was pretty much constant for a while there. Even when you weren't directly making fun of me for it, you brought it up in response to basically everything I said. If I said I liked blueberry muffins, you'd say something like "and here I thought aspies preferred oatmeal," or something else along those lines. Really bizarre stuff.

[Al B. Sure!]

That is entirely a lie but it's a funny lie.

[Elok]

The specific example about muffins was made up. The general trend, nope. But hey, while using the search function to try and find examples for you, I discovered that I used to be (around 2005) a huge pompous dumb**** on this site (cue somebody like Mobius making the obvious rejoinder...). It's oddly cheering to think of how much I've grown as a person.

[Al B. Sure!]

And you thought I was wrong for mocking your affliction!

Where's my apology, former pompous dumb****?!

[loinburger]

The specific example about muffins was made up. The general trend, nope. But hey, while using the search function to try and find examples for you, I discovered that I used to be (around 2005) a huge pompous dumb**** on this site (cue somebody like Mobius making the obvious rejoinder...). It's oddly cheering to think of how much I've grown as a person.

This is why I never go back farther than twelve months on forum searches

[Elok]

But the fact that you can recognize your dumb****tery means you must have grown, to some extent. That's a good thing, no?

[Al B. Sure!]

I think everyone thinks they sound like a ****** when they look back at their own posts. I look back at ones I made 2 months ago and I'm like what the ****?

Guess I'm always growing

[Ecthy]

The fact that I've actually come back here and posted again means I've reverted to some inferior state, no?

[DaShi]

I think everyone thinks they sound like a ****** when they look back at their own posts. I look back at ones I made 2 months ago and I'm like what the ****?

Guess I'm always growing

Really, when I look back at my old posts I think who's that clever guy and where did he go?

[Aeson]

I don't do searches because it's all been downhill since 2001 when I reached the pinnacle of human greatness...

[DaShi]

I remember that.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't do searches because it's all been downhill since 2001 when I reached the pinnacle of human greatness...

Oh man. Yeah that was the best. At first, I was like 'whoah'. Then I thought about it was like 'no way'. I started to doubt it because you know, man, it was too much greatness. Didn't think that much greatness could exist in one place at the same time, like some laws of physics thing. But then it hit me again like, 'whoah', and I was sold. You did it, man.

[MRT144]

My mother would claim I had aspergers and use it to put me down but every therapist/psychiatrist she would send me to all laughed at the proposition and said he clearly does not have aspergers.

My sales numbers at Wells Fargo speak for themselves about my sales and communicative abilities. I've been a manager at my other jobs, even going so far as to manage over 100 union employees, so I'm more than capable of motivating and getting large numbers of people to do what I tell them. I've always seized control of every academic project and dominated any presentation to the professor. In groups of strangers, I am usually the first to speak and break the ice. I am highly competitive, to a fault.

I'm too close to an Alpha male to be autistic.

Betas thinking they're alphas, a timeless tradition.

[onodera]

After Albie's participation in this thread I'm even more convinced he's not neurotypical at all.