If I might quote the right honorable 18th President of the United States.

[Dauphin]

"Right honorable"? Was he from a British Commonwealth country, or does the term (albeit sans "u") extend beyond that these days?

[giblets]

I think Oerdin heard it somewhere and decided to copy it.

[DaShi]

What is this in response to?

And who exactly are you trying to troll here? I hope it isn't me. You might manage to troll Sloww, but that's probably about it.

Also Grant was a ****ing terrible president, and I doubt he was really a better general than Lee, he just had numbers and industry.

Troll successful.

[Lorizael]

"You see, I knew all killbots have a preset kill limit. So I simply sent wave after wave of men to their deaths until they reached that limit and shut down."

-Zapp Brannigan, paraphrased from memory.

If I had Poly at work, I would have posted this.

[Dinner]

I think Oerdin heard it somewhere and decided to copy it.

I posted it some where else then cut and paste it here but I came up with it.

[Guynemer]

"You see, I knew all killbots have a preset kill limit. So I simply sent wave after wave of men to their deaths until they reached that limit and shut down."

-Zapp Brannigan, paraphrased from memory.

Did Grant have a sexy learning disability?

[Elok]

I understand he made a lot of sexy mistakes as prez.

[SlowwHand]

Well, there was a big problem with an Apache Indian war declared on all white men which required us to massacre the Confederates before going about massacring the red skins. I mean you can only kill so many people at one time despite your best efforts.

Texas was fighting Comanches, who kicked the Apaches out of Texas, during the whole war. What else you got?

[Al B. Sure!]

Doesn't change the fact that Texas was never invaded, and surrendered in good order at the end of the war. Unlike Lee.

The union could have tried, but it would have cost them considerable casulties.

What is with your retarded Texas fervor? You're a damn Canadian.

[Thoth]

Viva la Seconde Revolution.

[giblets]

What is with your retarded Texas fervor? You're a damn Canadian.

Yeah, he should be worshiping a queen or something.

[Thoth]

What is with your retarded Texas fervor? You're a damn Canadian.

No he isn't.

We deported him to the Republic of Tex-ass for good reason.

[Tupac Shakur]

Makes sense, as Texas is one of only two places in North America worse than Canada, with San Diego being the other.

[Kidlicious]

Al, don't you know that he had to escape Canada cause it's a totalitarian state.

[Dauphin]

I posted it some where else then cut and paste it here but I came up with it.

You came up with "the right honorable"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Right_Honourable