Israeli Settlements

[Egbert]

I have a picture so Americans can understand.

Yes, but it should have been labelled so that Americans can understand what the picture is.

[Asher]

The mistake Canada made was in not finalizing the victory over the US. Why didn't you guys murder our men, rape our women, and teach our children your vile metric system?

Because, as planned, the US has proven useful as a loyal guard dog. You spend your money on obscene military to protect us while we spend our money making our quality of life insanely good, people healthy, quality education, and state-of-the-art hockey arenas.

[Egbert]

The mistake Canada made was in not finalizing the victory over the US. Why didn't you guys murder our men, rape our women, and teach our children your vile metric system?

Canucks didn't use the vile metric system in those days.

[Tupac Shakur]

1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Crysler%27s_Farm
2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Chateauguay
2) WWI for 3 years while you sat on your ass
3) WWII for 2 years while you sat on your ass

You were certainly doing well in WWI and WWII before we showed up...





Let's face facts: the Canadian military is about as competent at fighting as you are at numbering lists.

[KrazyHorse]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_the_River_Raisin

[Asher]

You were certainly doing well in WWI and WWII before we showed up...

We were.

Thanks for noticing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Ypres

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vimy_ridge

[Tupac Shakur]

Yes, you did so well that you inspired a classic poem about war dead.

[Asher]

Yes, you did so well that you inspired a classic poem about war dead.

Not inspired -- wrote.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

We were so ****ing good we found time to write epic poems in the midst of battle. Don't pretend you aren't jealous.

[Tupac Shakur]

The only time Americans suffered enough casualties to inspire a rhetorical masterpiece was when we were fighting other Americans.

[Asher]

But you'll always have Pearl Harbor

[KrazyHorse]

You were certainly doing well in WWI and WWII before we showed up...





Let's face facts: the Canadian military is about as competent at fighting as you are at numbering lists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada%27s_Hundred_Days

I'd post something about American involvement in WWI, but AFAIK they were an afterthought...

[KrazyHorse]

But you'll always have Pearl Harbor

The Philippines: not just for American marriage cults

[Tupac Shakur]

I'd post something about American involvement in WWI, but AFAIK they were an afterthought...

I think that proves that we're the smart ones. We didn't bleed ourselves in moronic bayonet charges against German machine guns, but still played a major role in the post-war peace, unlike Canada.

[Felch]

We definitely had good timing back then.

[Tupac Shakur]

I should also point out that Canadians were an afterthought in WWII, ie. the war that was actually worth fighting.