Israeli Settlements

[Whoha]

Canada has never lost a war. You best remember that, son.

Even the one we had against you.

We got off easy compared to the Boers.

[DinoDoc]

We got off easy compared to the Boers.

We also burned and looted Toronto.

[notyoueither]

We can trade medals to each other.

[Asher]

We also burned and looted Toronto.

Didn't do good enough job, evidently.

[DaShi]

Yes, but it should have been labelled so that Americans can understand what the picture is.

Yeah, I just see a bunch of British citizens skulking away from a fire, while brave Americans try to put it out.

[Dinner]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massa...e_River_Raisin

I see your tiny frontier encounter and raise you with the largest land battle of the war. Talk about a massive one sided victory for the Americans and total humiliating defeat for the British. The Americans were even outnumbered almost three to one yet managed to kill or wound almost 2500 British to only about 300 Americans. Damn, that must have been humiliating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans

[Dinner]

This thread calls for a song.

[Tupac Shakur]

Didn't do good enough job, evidently.

We failed to finish off Toronto, ya'll failed to finish off Washington. I think we can agree that both are tragedies.

[KrazyHorse]

Sad, but true.

[KrazyHorse]

I was actually going to go with this one:

Was there any chance this wasn't going to turn into a CAN/US dick waving competition with or without your intervention?

[KrazyHorse]

Not just chocolates

[Tupac Shakur]

Sad, but true.

There is a potential solution to this problem: how about a War of 2012?

Spoiler:

Waged before the Mayan apocalypse, of course.

[KrazyHorse]

Americans being whiny *****es about a few scalps here and there...

[Tupac Shakur]

17 in a row, *****es.

[Tupac Shakur]

I wanted to put up a picture of the Habs losing the Stanley Cup to an American team, but they haven't been back to the Finals since they started the Curse of Marty McSorley.