Jokes about the swedish navy

[BlackCat]

Btw., Kit, you might find this site interesting - you can even join link .I know that your danish is good enough for both reading and posting comments (unless if you are drunk )

[Kitschum]

I think we have a nice little x-post/dansing

I'm already writing a heavily annotated post in Notepad on the side, so I can copy-paste it here as soon as some non-Scandinavian comes and questions our obvious superiority.

Linnaeus (Carl von Linné) is the botanist. About Saab (I know ): Scania still exists, so there's that. Else Volvo seems to have survived for now at least.

[Kitschum]

Btw., Kit, you might find this site interesting - you can even join link .I know that your danish is good enough for both reading and posting comments (unless if you are drunk )

I might try it, but probably not tonight. I'll probably write my comments in Swedish (or Dan-wedish) though - drunk or not. I'd rather not be misunderstood if I am participating in serious discussion.

[BlackCat]

Linnaeus (Carl von Linné) is the botanist.

Yep, that's the the guy - I have stamps commemorating him but I simply couldn't rememeber the name

About Saab (I know ): Scania still exists, so there's that. Else Volvo seems to have survived for now at least.

Totally forgot Scania

[BlackCat]

Yes, it is virtually unarmed and useless.

Somehow I missed this - we have teh tools

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMS_Absalon_%28L16%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivar_Huitfeldt_class_frigate

[Kitschum]

Somehow I missed this - we have teh tools

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMS_Absalon_%28L16%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivar_Hu..._class_frigate

I like those. I'll call my friends, and you call yours. We can set up a revolutionary kind of cooperation. I wonder why nobody thought of this before.



Oh we've already got the nukes covered, so we'll get instant respect

[BlackCat]

I like those.

Absalon are currently repeating an old danish fleet tradition - hunting pirates. I know that yankies think it's their invention - having fleet forces acting far away - that we did way before.

I'll call my friends, and you call yours. We can set up a revolutionary kind of cooperation. I wonder why nobody thought of this before.

Yep, it's kind of crazy - if swedes and danes had joined forces most of europe would have spoken a sensible language instead of dutch, german, polish, french, english etc.

[OzzyKP]

Yep, that's the the guy - I have stamps commemorating him but I simply couldn't rememeber the name



Totally forgot Scania

Y'all totally forgot Ikea too. You guys suck at nationalism.

[BlackCat]

Y'all totally forgot Ikea too. You guys suck at nationalism.

There are some family secrets that are never mentioned

[rah]

No offense meant, but I guess that your knowledge of scandinavian history may be a bit wague. Denmark and Sweden are probably those countries that has fought the largest number of wars against each other. Danes were best at sea while Sweden had the upper hand on land, so it usually ended without a winner.

No, for us Italy navy was the butt due to it's performance in WWII. Do you guys remember that war?

[dannubis]

Yes, wasn't it when Pearl Harbor happened ?

[rah]

Yeah, during that decade.

[Lonestar]

Yes, it is virtually unarmed and useless. [b]But you gotta find it to sink it,[/b and more importantly, it works with my joke.

Why? Did they equip it with a cloaking device?

PROTIP: A 10,000 ton American CG with PCMS paneling is just as hard to find at night. Ships are only "invisible" when they aren't using active sensors...at night.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Ikea is Dutch now, actually

[dannubis]

Yeah, I have noticed severe degradation in quality lately.