Meet Your Next. U.S. President

[Aeson]

He already has my vote. You don't need to pander to me anymore.

Obama is from Chicago... it's not enough! (Do you have any dead relatives who can vote?)

[Al B. Sure!]

Kid, why do you think the political or religious beliefs of a scientist are relevant to their data? Yes, there's bad scientists out there who have a motive and they can twist data or experiments in ways that would serve their motive but that's bad science. More importantly, any false 'conclusion' can and will be reviewed by other scientists; experiments will be repeated. That is part of the scientific method. Do you understand that science strives for empirical objectivity that is peer-reviewed?

And, most importantly, do you understand that statements of fact, or statements verified by scientific observation and reasoning, are truer that statements of opinion?

[Tupac Shakur]

It's only fair that those that pay the biggest share should have the privilege to complain about it the most.

The old and middle class get proportionally more from the government than any other groups in American society. The government takes from the young to give to the old, and takes from the rich to give to the middle class.

[SlowwHand]

Oh, bull****. It gives to the rap fans that drive cars with spinning rims and low-profile tires, carting their 10 kids around while they talk on the newest cell phone.

[Tupac Shakur]

No. The poor get ****ed in America while the middle class enjoy all their lucrative tax breaks.

Thanks for proving my point about old middle-class bastards being nothing but spoiled whiners, though.

[SlowwHand]

You're insane.

[Tupac Shakur]

What a well-reasoned and persuasive comeback, you spoiled idiot.

[Dinner]

You're insane.

It pains me to say this but Drake speaks true and your "da ******s are on welfare" nonsense is as wrong as it is tiresome.

[Tupac Shakur]

Discord among racists.