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  • #16
    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
    Krav Maga = Jew Jitsu
    Jew Jitsu = I sue!

    (blame Ron Kuby for that one. I do.)
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #17
      Thanks for all the non advice.
      What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
      What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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      • #18
        appreciated
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
          Krav Maga = Jew Jitsu


          Am I being racist thinking that's funny? **** it, all the right-wing pro-Israel douchebags on this forum already accuse me of being an anti-semite as it is...
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by onodera View Post
            Krav Maga is too violent.
            WTF!?

            Nothing is 'too violent' is someone is trying to kick the **** out of you and you want to avoid that from happening...
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
              WTF!?

              Nothing is 'too violent' is someone is trying to kick the **** out of you and you want to avoid that from happening...
              He's a police officer. Krav Maga is about incapacitating your opponent, not avoidings his blows to restrain him. He has a gun if he needs to maim someone.
              Graffiti in a public toilet
              Do not require skill or wit
              Among the **** we all are poets
              Among the poets we are ****.

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              • #22
                I have an issued smith and wesson 40 cal m&p.
                What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  I have a certain level of contempt for the martial arts.
                  Can you explain.
                  What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                  What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                  • #24
                    Which ever one I choose, I need to be able to incorporate it into my job so it's a matter of reflex and the responses have to be quick and practical. I.E, I don't have the time for karate or kung fu or other forms that involve katas and the like.
                    What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                    What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                    • #25
                      It's nice to have Gary Klugiewicz in our backyard.

                      http://www.policeone.com/columnists/Gary-Klugiewicz/
                      Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                      '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Pax View Post
                        Can you explain.
                        Explanation: HC is having a sheltered upbringing.

                        Edit. I meant very sheltered.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by EPW View Post
                          You should learn Ambo-jitsu - the Ultimate Evolution of martial arts.

                          Spoiler:




                          funniest post in thread!
                          "

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by EPW View Post
                            You should learn Ambo-jitsu - the Ultimate Evolution of martial arts.

                            Spoiler:


                            Note to self: Never mention to anyone you like a few Star Trek episodes.
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #29
                              I signed my 9 year old up for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. So far he likes it a lot. He's never been in a real fight and I'm thinking that this is the year so I want him to be prepared.
                              Kickstart your martial arts journey at Smith Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. No ego, no drama, just pure martial arts. Visit us for your Free trial and experience world-class training!

                              I think I'm going to sign myself up here http://www.combathard.com/default.asp . They teach a mix of krav maga, jiu jitsu and various other tactics directly related to police work.
                              What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                              What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Pax View Post
                                Which ever one I choose, I need to be able to incorporate it into my job so it's a matter of reflex and the responses have to be quick and practical.
                                I.E, I don't have the time for karate or kung fu or other forms that involve katas and the like.
                                These two sentences contradict each other.

                                In order to train any martial art to the point where it becomes a matter of reflex, you need to put a lot of time and effort into it. You won't find any quick fixes. Pick something and be prepared to spend a few hours a day at it for several years before you get to the point of reflex speed and reaction.
                                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                                I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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