Help Alby Get Sex. All Ideas Are Welcome.

[Pax]

Al, consider texting or calling a girl that you like(that you have not seen/spoken to recently) and telling her you were just checking on her. You're a thoughtful guy like that.

[Al B. Sure!]

Al, consider texting or calling a girl that you like(that you have not seen/spoken to recently) and telling her you were just checking on her. You're a thoughtful guy like that.

And say what?

[C0ckney]

that is your problem albie, in a nutshell. the lack of anything to say.

[OzzyKP]

On a brighter note, I have a date in 45 minutes.

I have no expectations. We'll see what happens.

[DaShi]

And say what?

"Still horny?"

[Pax]

And say what?

Use the hurricane as your initial topic, then maneuver your way to it's been a long time, let's get together and do something...

[Az]

Just listen to Pax, Al.

[dannubis]

And say what?

You ! Dinner in my cave ! NOW!!!!!

[rah]

I was sitting at home and thought of you. It made me feel good, so I just had to call and say HI.

As stupid as that sounds, it works quite well.

[Az]

You were thinking of Al while sitting at home? bizzare... :/

[Al B. Sure!]

I was sitting at home and thought of you. It made me feel good, so I just had to call and say HI.

As stupid as that sounds, it works quite well.

Rah, you're showing your age. I guarantee you if I said **** like that I would get a restraining order put on me. Holy **** is that some creepy **** to say.

[Az]

Actually one could say this, but has to know the girl fairly well. Also, how it will be said is everything, like most of the time.

[BlackCat]

The crazy thing is that Al claims he is using his "sales education" on this. I realy don't know where he has gotten this stupidity from, but I'm certain that if he tried to sell me anything using that kind of methods, he would get a firm kick in his ass.

Using the same method on women is a sure looser.

[Dinner]

Palm, meet face. This is why you can't get laid. You're like an alchemist: no matter how perfect his techniques are, he'll never turn lead into gold.
Talking to a woman doesn't make you a male girlfriend. Treat her like a human being, not like a walking vagina. You should've taken her to the movies before dinner, at least. Instead you're desperately asking her out. It's so bloody simple, Albie:
1. Talk to her about the movies, find out what she likes.
2. Find a movie she'd like to watch.
3. Nonchalantly ask her to watch it.
4. Treat her to a dinner. Act like you are interested in what she does.
5. Invite her to your house (use a viable pretext) if she shows her attraction to you.
6. Gradually steer her toward sex, so you don't get arrested for attempted rape.

If at any point from 1 to 5 she seems reluctant, don't force your way in, adapt. If she says she has classes, find out which. If it's art, go to a museum, if it's accounting, offer to drop by and help her with her homework.

Listen to Onodera. His approach will get you laid with 90% of the women out there. There is a reason the man is married and you are not.

[MattBowron]

Interestingly some women are like hurricanes. In the beginning they're wet and wild, and there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end they take your house and your car.