Help Alby Get Sex. All Ideas Are Welcome.

[C0ckney]

pax, some worthy advice, but several of us have tried to help alby before. the result, alby explains why we (the guys in relationships) are all wrong and stays a virgin.

[Cort Haus]

He will also explain to us that our women are probably not up to much compared to the ones he expects.

[Az]

This is like "King of The Hill". Boomhauer was showing Bobby Hill the secret of his success with scoring women. His secret was to hit on every woman until one accepted. That was it.

Far from true. But you do have to understand that sometimes you will not be successful, and not get overstressed because of it.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

He will also explain to us that our women are probably not up to much compared to the ones he expects.

Who knows, there might be an Olympic gold medal winning Nobel prize recipient out there who is willing to wash his socks!

[Pax]

Al, if you're interested in help, the time to act is now.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

he's not interested in our help - otherwise he'd taken it a long time ago

[Al B. Sure!]

I just don't see how to apply it.

Pax, I don't drink and I don't go clubbing. I'm not going to start drinking either. And please don't make me dance

Other people don't have to go bar-hopping or club-hopping to get women. Honestly, is that even the best place for me to go for women, anyway?

[Pax]

Al,
I/We can help you without you having too drink. It's just a little harder.I/We can help you without you having too dance. It's just that much harder. I/We can help you without you having too go to a night club. It's just harder. The night club is the optimum place because women actually go there to be picked up. If you don't want to dance or drink, cool. You can still go to a club to pick up women. If going to a night club is definitely out you have made the task at hand difficult. Given the difficulties you are already having why stack the odds against you. Still even with you making it hard, I'm sure that I/We can help you if you listen and follow advice.

[self biased]

Remember that broad I posted about in the babe thread with the huge cans? the one where i made the comment about posting a pic of her panties on my bedroom floor? unfortunately i didn't have time to take pics.

Alby has no game, period.

not to mention an asher/wiglaf lovechild would likely have better taste in dames.

[Egbert]

I just don't see how to apply it.

Pax, I don't drink and I don't go clubbing. I'm not going to start drinking either. And please don't make me dance

Other people don't have to go bar-hopping or club-hopping to get women. Honestly, is that even the best place for me to go for women, anyway?

Alby. You are getting phone numbers which tells me those girls must think you are O.K. but something is going wrong AFTER you have the number. I presume you are doing, or saying, something after you get the number which puts them off. Look carefully at your behaviour, and your feelings, after you get the number and when you call her.

Are you acting, sounding or feeling:
- indifferent
- too grateful
- talking about a "relationship" too much and too soon
- just talking way too much (maybe just focus on arranging the date)
- spamming her with pointless texts
- having pointless debates about nothing important
- something else? (dunno what)

[MattBowron]

If you're looking for someone to love you so you can be happy, ultimately it may not work. People put baggages of requirement to thier partners to love them, but they can only do this for so long until they get tired, want something back, and that is when they appear to have "changed" in the relationship. First you have to love yourself and be able to maintain that love, that self-care, or find a religion that provides you with that unconditional love that you need. Then and only then, can you be happy, and people will see that and want to be happy as well. Some will test your happiness, and if you are strong enough, then they will try to take it. If they cannot take it, they will try to hurt you. It is being wanting to be in a relationship for the sake of love, of expanding your love from yourself to others, that will ultimately work. But you can't be someone's endless supply of love, because you have limits too, just as they cannot be endless supplies of love to you, because they have limits. Being able to maintain that self-love and spread that teaching to others, can one become peaceful, and be more grounded, and if they find the true source of love, then they will be loved forever. This is what we all need to learn eventually.

If you're looking for sex however, go to a brothel or answer a personal ad and get laid then for goodness sake.

[Egbert]

If you're looking for sex however, go to a brothel or answer a personal ad and get laid then for goodness sake.

I think street walkers are cheaper than brothels, presumably due to lower overhead costs. I think Alby could negotiate a much lower price with a crack whore than a brothel. As I lack first knowledge of brothels and street walkers I am not sure of my assumptions here. What do you think?

[MattBowron]

thankfully I didn't have to search for a brothel. I slept with two girls over one year. One I had met online, one I knew through friends. There are sites that can let people search for sex, or casual dating as it may be called. One example is Oasis Active. I don't know if you have that in the US. But in Australia it's free. Then you can always try your luck at Lavalife or eHarmony. Or he could do a personal ad.

[Pax]

I'm still waiting for a response Al. I have to wonder how bad do you desire female companionship.

[Al B. Sure!]

I have no concrete prospective women at the moment. What can I be helped with?