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  • #31
    Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
    nothing wrong with paying for it
    I dont get paying for it though. I can think of so many other ways to spend that money.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #32
      Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
      Chloroform > The Rules
      .
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #33
        Paying for sex is disgusting and pathetic, unless you are young, good looking, not a creep in any other way and in the military/travelling a lot as part of your job.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          Al doesn't have an excuses at this point. He is just some neurotic nitpicker who finds flaws in everything and is unable to have any kind of relationship with another human being. Al is a young George Costanza.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            .
            QFT?
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #36
              George got laid quite often.
              What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
              What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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              • #37
                Because it was a sitcom. If George Costanza existed, he would be paying for prostitutes.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                  [ATTACH=CONFIG]169613[/ATTACH]
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                  [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                    Because it was a sitcom. If George Costanza existed, he would be paying for prostitutes.
                    Honestly, any guy can get laid without paying for it. All he has to do is go after women and he will get some. Prostitutes are for truckers, socially unfit, mental health cases, truly desperate. and apparently some members of the military on deployment(Overseas Rules). Also known as the away from homeport rule.
                    What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                    What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Pax View Post
                      Honestly, any guy can get laid without paying for it. All he has to do is go after women and he will get some. Prostitutes are for truckers, socially unfit, mental health cases, truly desperate. and apparently some members of the military on deployment(Overseas Rules). Also known as the away from homeport rule.
                      Pax, prostitution scales considerably...it isn't all herpes and boils.

                      Courtesans

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                      • #41
                        Here you go, Albie: http://www.eros-philly.com/
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by kittenOFchaos View Post
                          Pax, prostitution scales considerably...it isn't all herpes and boils.

                          Courtesans
                          I stand corrected.
                          What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
                          What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                          • #43
                            In some cases prostitutes are not being paid for the sex, they're being paid to go away.

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                            • #44
                              Drop the soap.
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                              • #45
                                Why is this a thread? None of you can help me. I'm like Ben Stiller in a romantic comedy
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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