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    Texas Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton(notes) believes that the color of his eyes — blue — are the reason for his unsightly day-night splits this season. He's hitting a dismal .122 under natural sunlight and a whopping .374 under the artificial lights of a big league ballpark.

    Hamilton's day-night splits during his 2010 MVP season weren't as drastic as 2011's, but there was still a noticeable difference: .286 during the day and .384 at night. What gives?

    "I ask guys all the time: Guys with blue eyes, brown eyes, whatever ... and guys with blue eyes have a tough time [during the day]," [Hamilton told radio host Bryan Dolgin ...].
    "It's just hard for me to see [at the plate] in the daytime. [...]

    "Try to go up [to the plate] squinting and see a white ball while the sun is shining right off the plate, you know, and beaming right up in your face."
    But lest you dismiss Hamilton's explanation for his struggles with the sun as an old wives' tale, know this: Not only have fellow ballplayers with blue eyes backed his theory, but one optometrist in Texas says there's some truth to Hamilton's daytime difficulties.

    From ESPN Dallas:

    Dr. Richard L. Ison, an optometrist since 1990 who is practicing in Murphy, Texas, said it's true that having blue eyes makes it tougher to see during the day than those with darker eyes.

    "Because of the lack of pigment in lighter color eyes -- like blue or green eyes as opposed to brown -- you get a lot more unwanted light and that can create glare problems," Ison said.

    Ison said the phenomenon is called intraocular light scatter, meaning the light scatters as it enters, producing a focal point that isn't as good.
    Ison says that Hamilton can help fix the problem with a really nice pair of sunglasses — a pair presumably nicer than the ones George Bush sported in Arlington earlier this week. (Hamilton says he has a new pair that he intends to try out during two day games with the New York Mets this weekend.)
    It'll be interesting to dig and see if any other blue-eyed players have numbers that agree, but one of the most-famous blue-eyed players — Cal Ripken Jr. — was able to overcome the handicap. Despite sporting some of the lightest blue eyes around, the Hall of Fame shortstop posted extremely similar numbers in each instance, but actually hit a little bit better during the day (.800 OPS) than at night (.783).

    ESPN's Tim Kurkijan was the one who brought up the Ripken example, but also said that Buck Showalter once talked about never drafting two types of players: Those with full beards (because they apparently age too fast) and those with blue eyes. Whatever helps you whittle down the crop, I guess.
    At any rate, any blue-eyed Stewies out there want to pin their failed big league dreams on your eyes losing the cruel genetic lottery? At least you'll have Dr. Ison and science on your side if anyone chooses to call you on it.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    Bright sunlight hurts my blue eyes.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      I have perfect blue eyes. Doesn't bother me looking at pictures of the sun on my computer.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4


        Inferior creature this one:

        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          Your stockpile of pics remains creepy.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6


            I'll explain. In Heraclitus' Japan thread, someone (I think Aeson) remarked that Apolyton is not monoracial. I went to the old picture thread yesterday to see just how whitebread it is and I saw a few pictures of you, obviously. When I ran into this article about blue eyes, I was immediately reminded of our earlier 'discussion' about this very issue (that blue eyes are inferior), and, since I had seen your pictures the day prior, I decided to screw with you.

            There. I don't stockpile your pics. Why would I do that?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Oh and Asher, you REALLY got old. Holy ****.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post


                I'll explain. In Heraclitus' Japan thread, someone (I think Aeson) remarked that Apolyton is not monoracial. I went to the old picture thread yesterday to see just how whitebread it is and I saw a few pictures of you, obviously. When I ran into this article about blue eyes, I was immediately reminded of our earlier 'discussion' about this very issue (that blue eyes are inferior), and, since I had seen your pictures the day prior, I decided to screw with you.

                There. I don't stockpile your pics. Why would I do that?
                This is far from the first time you've instantly posted random pics of male Apolytoners. Don't even...
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  Oh and Asher, you REALLY got old. Holy ****.


                  How many times are we going to have this conversation?

                  I was what, 17 in that pic?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    This is far from the first time you've instantly posted random pics of male Apolytoners. Don't even...
                    Instantly? It took me 15 minutes to find that pic!

                    Originally posted by Asher View Post


                    How many times are we going to have this conversation?

                    I was what, 17 in that pic?
                    Yeah but I still look the same. You look like you aged 20 years!
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Amazing how having a life and having stress can affect a person.

                      Not everyone has been as blessed as you to stay inside fapping off for years waiting for the next time you can go to boot camp...

                      And, as I said before, I really don't give a ****. I'm happily partnered. Not looking like a kid plays to my advantage professionally, where I am usually managing people quite a bit older than me. Most of them probably have no ****ing idea I'm 27, and it's better that way.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        While you're at it, can you post the close-up pic of my eye? I'm sure you have it.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          Couldn't find it, but I did find this. I was a sexy *****, wasn't I Alby?

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                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Are you wearing makeup?
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              You should go ahead and save this pic, too. I'm sure you could get off to it as well.

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                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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