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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I'd take the insurance payout after torching it.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Hey you know what? You don't even need lighter fluid, just siphon some gas out of the tank.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Or have while gay sex with your local neighbourhood priest in the back seat. God would strike the car with a bolt of lightning."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Nah. Crowd of perverts would look at you through the windows.Originally posted by Asher View PostComment
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Clergy?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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With what? Lighter fluid seems simpler than figuring out how to siphon gas.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostComment
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In No Country For Old Men the guy just stuck a wick in the gas tank and lit it.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Just use your lips and a garden hose. Maybe ben can even die of poising while lighting his car up.Originally posted by gribbler View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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We need a thread to enumerate the uses of lips and garden hoses...Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Kinky. Right up Ben's alley.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Not once, but many times."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Originally posted by Asher View PostWe do over here. It's how we get license plates and government laundry done.
Weak Sauce. Here in the states our hardened criminals help build ****ing Missiles.
This spring, the United Arab Emirates is expected to close a deal for $7 billion dollars’ worth of American arms. Nearly half of the cash will be spent on Patriot missiles, which cost as much as $5.9 million apiece.
But what makes those eye-popping sums even more shocking is that some of the workers manufacturing parts for those Patriot missiles are prisoners, earning as little as 23 cents an hour. (Credit Justin Rohrlich with the catch.)
The work is done by Unicor, previously known as Federal Prison Industries. It’s a government-owned corporation, established during the Depression, that employs about 20,000 inmates in 70 prisons to make everything from clothing to office furniture to solar panels to military electronics.
One of the company’s high-tech specialties: Patriot missile parts. “UNICOR/FPI supplies numerous electronic components and services for guided missiles, including the Patriot Advanced Capability (PAC-3) missile,” Unicor’s website explains. “We assemble and distribute the Intermediate Frequency Processor (IFP) for the PAC-3s seeker. The IFP receives and filters radio-frequency signals that guide the missile toward its target.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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