I'm puzzled by the random little things about women

[Thoth]

Dude if you aren't interested in her, ask her if she'd like to visit Canada.

[Egbert]

No.

Take her out to dinner, then **** her brains out.

I bow before the wisdom of Thoth.

You could invite around for dinner. Nothing quite like home delivered dessert.

home delivered dessert

[Egbert]

Dude if you aren't interested in her, ask her if she'd like to visit Canada.

And do so quickly, before Thoth carries her off to his igloo.

[Wezil]

Well what's the point?

Well you may have heard sex feels real good? There's a reason most everyone is either doing it or thinking about doing it.

If you want to stay a virgin until marriage it's your call but if you really are that morally upstanding you should probably let this young lady know you are flattered by her pictures but that a platonic relationship is all you would ever be interested in. Judging by the content, her moral compass points in a somewhat different direction than yours and she is inviting you to pursue. Don't waste her time.

That said, are you sure this virgin until marriage plan isn't just a cover to avoid the inevitable first time jitters? It's an understandable apprehension but one that won't go away by avoidance. If you could use an opportunity to learn, it would appear you have found a partner more than willing to teach. This has the marking of future regret all over it...

[Thoth]

And do so quickly, before Thoth carries her off to his igloo.

It's springtime. The igloos are melting.

Time to move back into the wigwam.

[Egbert]

That said, are you sure this virgin until marriage plan isn't just a cover to avoid the inevitable first time jitters? It's an understandable apprehension but one that won't go away by avoidance. If you could use an opportunity to learn, it would appear you have found a partner more than willing to teach. This has the marking of future regret all over it...

This is worth repeating.

[Garth Vader]

That said, are you sure this virgin until marriage plan isn't just a cover to avoid the inevitable first time jitters? It's an understandable apprehension but one that won't go away by avoidance. If you could use an opportunity to learn, it would appear you have found a partner more than willing to teach. This has the marking of future regret all over it...

This is worth repeating again. I have more regret that most people and I never had an opportunity like this.

[MRT144]

Well what's the point?

Sex is fun.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Isn't it odd for a woman to send you pictures of her in lingerie? I mean isn't that way way too fast?

Who has experience with this?

She needs you to get the spiderwebs out of the railwaytunnel.

[Provost Harrison]

Okay she sent me a picture on my phone of her wearing some pretty revealing I guess lingerie. Umm... okay.

This is a bit much, don't you think? Maybe you need to see it to understand. Revealing sexy photos? Isn't that worrisome?

You can't f**king please some people!

[DaShi]

There's the more obvious answer that Asher had pointed out long ago.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Well what's the point?

On the off chance you do get married you will have the self confidence and experience to truly enjoy your nuptials perhaps. More to the point you will enhance your spouses enjoyment as well.

[b etor]

/me sees *snips*

Dang it, I missed it all. PM?

[Barnabas]

The chick had a really good body, I did not save the pics because I was at work when Albie posted them

[-Jrabbit]

Wow, skip a day, miss a lot.

Alby, she is showing you the merchandise. Showing it off, more like. She has some interest, and has probably figured out that you are a little slow on picking up social cues.

My take on it: She wants your cherry.