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  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Seriously, it's the one week curse. Women always run away after one week. What am I doing wrong?

    Can one of you break down what happens following a woman giving you her number?
    You call her and ask her out. I would always call the next day, just feels like being an arsehole for no reason to wait.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • Originally posted by MikeH View Post
      You call her and ask her out. I would always call the next day, just feels like being an arsehole for no reason to wait.
      I've done that before with other women. Then when the time comes, they cancel. The disgust with me starts to build, even when there was no conversation between the arrangement of the date and the cancellation to **** anything up.
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • You have to really like yourself before other people will like you.
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • Send her the following text. Don't change a single letter of it.

          "Hey, we should have sex."
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            Actually it did. While I was aloof, she liked me for ALMOST A YEAR. As soon as I said anything, she stopped.
            You're a ****ing ****. What would it take besides her showing up to your place naked, a box a condoms and a gallon of lube for you to act on anything?

            If it worked YOUD BE ALL UP IN THAT BUT YOU'RE NOT!
            Last edited by MRT144; April 15, 2011, 11:26.
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              Seriously, it's the one week curse. Women always run away after one week. What am I doing wrong?

              Can one of you break down what happens following a woman giving you her number?
              You call her and make a loose plan of something to do. then you **** her later that night.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                Send her the following text. Don't change a single letter of it.

                "Hey, we should have sex."
                +1
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • The 'one-week curse' is everywhere.

                  It happens to you more often than should, because, we'll, you're clearly awkward.

                  First step: learn not to make a big deal of it. That'll make you less so.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                    You're a ****ing ****. What would it take besides her showing up to your place naked, a box a condoms and a gallon of lube for you to act on anything?

                    If it worked YOUD BE ALL UP IN THAT BUT YOU'RE NOT!
                    seriously
                    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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                    • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      Interesting term. Never heard that one before. I guess Blipster would be what you would call Kanye West, Pharrell, Andre3000, etc.
                      If she was that successful, I would not. but you got the vibe. Mind you I get all my info about US culture from Mass media and the internet.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        Seriously, it's the one week curse. Women always run away after one week. What am I doing wrong?

                        Can one of you break down what happens following a woman giving you her number?
                        There is no such thing as a one-week curse. Women come in threes: three seconds, three minutes, three hours, etc. Survive the first stage, go on to the next. If they stop being interested anywhere along the way you start at step 0.

                        The trick is to balance aloofness and interest. Too much interest and they'll think you're desperate, which means you're not good enough. And vice versa, which makes them think you don't consider them good enough.

                        I know a guy just like you - way too aloof. You'll have to work hard at making this work, if you ever want to get the cheese scraped off the ridges from your willy.

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                        • I think all your women troubles would be solved if you got a real job and got out of the ghetto Albi.

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                          • It's not about sex. I'm not trying to just **** someone. I'm trying to have a relationship.


                            Let me see... there's another girl who has liked me for a few years but eh...
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • Passing by this thread again...
                              Holy ****. HOLY ****ING ****. Sex is part of a relationship. dtwi.
                              Give me that girl's digits/fb account, I think I am going to go and **** her myself. ARGHAEFR ADFSD:LFGk;lsfkg;lds

                              I passed opportunities to **** and date good women in the past, but I had no excuse.


                              I am melting down from anger here.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • stop kidding yourself albie. stop with the 'relationship' excuses.

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