Originally posted by Al B. Sure!
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I'm puzzled by the random little things about women
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Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Originally posted by MikeH View PostYou call her and ask her out. I would always call the next day, just feels like being an arsehole for no reason to wait."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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You have to really like yourself before other people will like you.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Send her the following text. Don't change a single letter of it.
"Hey, we should have sex."The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostActually it did. While I was aloof, she liked me for ALMOST A YEAR. As soon as I said anything, she stopped.
If it worked YOUD BE ALL UP IN THAT BUT YOU'RE NOT!Last edited by MRT144; April 15, 2011, 11:26."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostSeriously, it's the one week curse. Women always run away after one week. What am I doing wrong?
Can one of you break down what happens following a woman giving you her number?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by MRT144 View PostYou're a ****ing ****. What would it take besides her showing up to your place naked, a box a condoms and a gallon of lube for you to act on anything?
If it worked YOUD BE ALL UP IN THAT BUT YOU'RE NOT!"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostInteresting term. Never heard that one before. I guess Blipster would be what you would call Kanye West, Pharrell, Andre3000, etc.
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostSeriously, it's the one week curse. Women always run away after one week. What am I doing wrong?
Can one of you break down what happens following a woman giving you her number?
The trick is to balance aloofness and interest. Too much interest and they'll think you're desperate, which means you're not good enough. And vice versa, which makes them think you don't consider them good enough.
I know a guy just like you - way too aloof. You'll have to work hard at making this work, if you ever want to get the cheese scraped off the ridges from your willy.
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It's not about sex. I'm not trying to just **** someone. I'm trying to have a relationship.
Let me see... there's another girl who has liked me for a few years but eh..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Passing by this thread again...
Holy ****. HOLY ****ING ****. Sex is part of a relationship. dtwi.
Give me that girl's digits/fb account, I think I am going to go and **** her myself. ARGHAEFR ADFSD:LFGk;lsfkg;lds
I passed opportunities to **** and date good women in the past, but I had no excuse.
I am melting down from anger here.
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